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Speirs: I poisoned one of our drinks
Speirs: But i forgot which one
Nix: The way this day is going I hope it’s mine
Luz: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Speirs: only if you also don't ask why
Speirs: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.
Luz:
Speirs:
Luz: this one is fine
Speirs: You may all ask me one (1) question. That's it. Make it count.
Babe: Why aren't there lowercase and uppercase numbers?
Speirs:
Speirs: What?
Babe: I want to write loud numbers.
Lipton: Look, you don't want Speirs to die. And I don't want Speirs to die. So let's work together to make sure Speirs doesn't want Speirs to die.
Nix: Fantastic plan but have you ever fucking met Speirs
Easy Officers Meeting
Speirs: sorry i'm late, i didn't want to be here
Nix: wait was skipping this an option
Dick: sit down, Lew
Liebgott: I sleep with a bat by my pillow
Luz: weak, I sleep with my rifle
Lipton: you’re both pathetic
Nixon: [not paying attention, taking a sip of coffee] tell ‘em, Lip
Liebgott: what do you sleep with?
Lipton: Speirs
Nixon: [spits out coffee]
Nixon, at Starbucks: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots
Speirs, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine
Possessed Stitch
Mine:
In this universe Dr. Hamsterviel captures and brainwashes the experiments and releases them to destroy and conquer Earth and Stitch is sent to kill his own family. He regains control but after the damage was done that remains was Scrump
Jared's:
A Stitch that died and was possessed by a malicious spirit. He became a bloodthirsty monster
Chapter 3 of my John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir (Sparky) fanfic “A Halloween Negotiation” has been posted. This chapter takes place after they leave the Halloween party early.
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Stargate Atlantis Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir Characters: John Sheppard, Elizabeth Weir, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan, Carson Beckett, Ronon Dex Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Halloween Costumes, Dialogue Heavy Summary:
Elizabeth Weir knew she never should have let John Sheppard pick their costumes for the Halloween party. This story fulfills the Sparktober 2021 Bingo card prompts for “Off-Duty” and “Halloween.”
Please rec me any Sheppard/Weir fix it fics you know.
Or any and all fics with a friendship between Sam & Elizabeth.
I need these things, and fully intend to write some, but I’m tired and a bit sad tonight so recs of already written fics muchly appreciated.
He reacts instantly as soon as she starts to fall. He is so considerate of her. AND! He puts his hand under her head before it touches the ground to prevent her from bumping😯
He carries her in his arms! Who watched, I think, everyone loves this moment. He cares about her. He decided not to call the medical team to take her away. He takes her in his arms and carries her himself! AND DETAIL! She's unconscious. Consequently, she cannot think and move herself. He put her hand on his shoulder. HIMSELF! There is no other way to explain it. How he laid her gently on the bed. So neat. So tender. Until the last he held her in his arms😲
Even when the doctor has already come, he does not leave her. He wants to make sure that everything will be fine with her. Who remembers, Beckett said there was already a fatal case. He said this while Elizabeth was lying unconscious on the bunk. She was in danger. Only after this, John decided to make an attempt to cope with the problem himself. Because he worried about her🥺
I find it so funny that Kolya thinks Elizabeth will give in after seeing Sheppard fed upon in Common Ground. Kolya definitely has the whole thing backwards. John is the one who’d give in. Note in The Storm he’s ready to give Kolya a ship the minute Elizabeth is threatened.
Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Stargate Atlantis Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir, Teyla Emmagan & Elizabeth Weir Characters: John Sheppard, Elizabeth Weir, Teyla Emmagan, Rodney McKay, Carson Beckett, Ronon Dex, Radek Zelenka Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Dialogue Heavy, Romance, Matchmaking, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Happy Ending Summary:
: An AU story, which involves Dr. Elizabeth Weir and Lt. Col. John Sheppard, getting married in the name of alien diplomacy. Later chapters will be rated “M.”
A songfic inspired by "Everything Has Changed" by Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran. This story explores both John and Elizabeth's thoughts during the episodes "Rising Parts 1 & 2," "The Storm," and "The Eye." This story was written in celebration of my first Sparktober. Sparky, Sheppard/Weir
Part 3!!
3 posts in one day after a long absence, much wow :]
Edit (1/30/25): this is the end of the sketchbook dump. Thanks again to everyone who wanted me to do it! Remember, you're loved, you're cared about, you'll persevere. Be like a potato at the back of a closed kitchen cabinet, and keep growing despite the hardships.
Here's the art book dump I promised back in like, November! Thank you again to everyone who voted on the poll (individual posts will be made for each page for better quality). All of these were drawn by yours truly, in pencil :]
C.: "Okay, Character trope concept I thought up of (loosely based on an actual friendship that I know of):
* 2 characters who are incredibly rude to eachother (casual insult, rarely refer to eachother by name, instead using insults to refer to them)
* incredibly toxic to one another (if left alone, one will start hitting the other, fight might break out)
* people think they're a couple and one [character A] embraces it "for the bit" (as they claim) and the other is very vocal about hating it [character B]
* Character B actually thinks about it (still hates it) and realize...
* Character A realizes this too and loves it, still continues tormenting Character B, finding it funny
* Character A and Character B are best friends, but both call each other gay due to how they act with other friendships (both are the opposite sex. Character B is nothing but nice to Character C, Characer A hates/tolerates everyone equally and actually is dating someone)
Thank you for your time."
Sparky: ".... I think you need serious help."
Ember: "....(I'm scared and concerned...?)"
Incredibly late, but happy Halloween!
It's so unusual, and I like it!
Roy becoming a Super Wings with equipment