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Lewis Nixon:
Nixon: Man I don’t know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.
Winters: *watching Liebgott strangle Webster, Luz and Malarkey randomly screaming, Talbert trying to set fire to a sleeping Guarnere, and Toye choking on air*
Winters: I don’t know either.
more easy company men as tumblr shit posts because this is my only hobby atm
stephen e ambrose when researching easy company for band of brothers:
happy nineteenth anniversary, band of brothers
we few, we happy few, we band of brothers
one of my favourite moments in band of brothers is when dicks just like nope ❤️ to sink’s orders
Winters, on a hike with Easy Company: Wow, it’s so beautiful today! I love mother nature.
Nixon, next to him out of breath: MOTHER NATURE’S A WHORE.
forgive me for my sins
But I do love them
I'm sorry when did we start shipping Ronald Speirs and Lewis Nixon like was there a meeting y'all didn't tell me or what because shit I just keep seeing ronnix content out of no wear now and I want to know why like wtf
some bob trios:
Harry, Lip, Speirs: Harry, The Third Wheel
Dick, Speirs, Nix: Weirdly Competent Trio? they get shit done really fast and with minimal corrections-- which is weird, considering how goddamn chaotic their work system is
Dick, Speirs, Lip: Dick, The Third Wheel-- only he doesnt always know it. sometimes it's Dick, The Cockblock and when it is, he ALWAYS knows it, does it on purpose, and it pisses Ron and Lip off immensely
Dick, Nix, Harry: Classic Officer Trio, but also: you'd think Harry's the 3rd wheel-- you're wrong. Harry is the Oblivious Cockblock Offering Booze & Poker, Dick is the Third Wheel with Blue Balls, and Nix is the one who can never turn down a good game of poker
Dick, Lip, Nix: the familiar tableu of a spouse impatiently waiting for his husband to stop talking to their friend at the grocery store-- in this case, Lip is the friend, and Nix and Dick are the husbands but whoever does the impatient waiting depends entirely on the day they're having
Nix, Speirs, Harry: the "Our Braincells Are With Our Spouses" club, aka: the "Most Likely To Be Arrested" trio, aka: the "Someone Always Ends Up In The Hospital" gang, aka: the "Leaving Them Unsupervised Is Illegal and Punishable By Law" squad. surprisingly more chaotic energy than the classic mortar squad, ESPECIALLY when drunk
Skip, Penk, Malark: Classic Mortar Squad
Skip, Penk, Bill: Mortar Babies + Proud Daddy Bill
Skip, Malark, Babe: "Babe, no." "Babe, YES!"
Pat, Frank, Grant: XoXo, Gossip Gang
Pat, Bull, Johnny: Bitch Face Trio
Webster, Hoobler, Van Klinken: God help them they have 1/3rd of a braincell each and none of them know how to put it all together to make it work
Babe, Lieb, Grant: love causing mischief, but it’s pg-13 mischief at most bc Grant exudes calm and control. but also: the bane of Ron Speirs' existence. the three of them aren't scared of him so to have them all in one room together infuriates him to no end.
George, Pat, Frank: Let's Bully O'Keefe
Toye, Bill, George: a weird cross between "George, shut the FUCK up!" and #WillDieForGeorgeLuz
Bill, Ralph, Babe: Philly Gang, also: the bane of Eugene Roe's existence
Ralph, Babe, Eugene: too soft, cuddles galore, will probably die for each other if given a chance so maybe don't give them that chance
Babe, Reneé, Eugene: Let's Bully Eugene Into Taking Care of Himself
Babe, Reneé, Ralph: Let's Bully Eugene Into Taking Care of Himself 2.0, but also: #WillDieForBabeHeffron
Eugene, Dick, Lip: Worried Mama Gang
Bill, Babe, Julian: Bill suddenly finds himself the single father to two teenagers with 0 self-preservation and a #DoItForTheVine attitude
George, Ron, Lip: Ron and George respect each other deeply because they are both willing to die for one Clifford Carwood Lipton. Lip, otoh, would like the both of them to be fucking normal for once in their goddamn lives.
Bill, Johnny, Bull: Exasperated Uncles Too Sober For This Shit Squad. pretty chill, actually. a deep friendship over pints of beers. surprisingly 0 chaos energy
Dick, Nix, Tab: two gay dads and their himbo son
Frank, Penk, George: oh my god who let these three clowns congregate this is DANGEROUS think of Lip's blood pressure for crying out loud-- chaotic energy ×100000000
Skip, Buck, Toye: the Don Malarkey Fan Club
Buck, George, Malarkey: have scammed all of Easy out of their cigarettes, money, and dignity
Webster, Nix, Lieb: Web and Lieb WILL find something to bicker about and Nix WILL find way too much delight in playing devil's advocate just to see how far these two will go to contradict each other
Lip, Speirs, Nix: Nix and Speirs get along too well and Lip is like 99.99% of their impulse control
Pat, Webster, Janovec: Janovec and Web are surprisingly petty and salty together and it feeds Pat's wine-aunt soul to hear them talk shit about ppl who annoy them
Janovec, Tab, Skinny: Horny(TM)
Speirs, Moore, Toye: Feral(TM)
George, Frank, Tab: the instigators of the Easy Company pillow fight
Webster, Lieb, Cobb: have you seen Web and Lieb team up just to bitch at Cobb? it's GLORIOUS
Smokey, Webster, Pat: Cultured Warriors capable of creating some serious masterpieces together... if only they'd stop bickering for five seconds
Hoobler, Shifty, O'Keefe: smol beans who somehow? always manage to pick up smol animals? befriend stray kittens???? disney princess energy?????
Shifty, McClung, Eugene: they don't need to say much to each other to understand each other. in the silence, there is meaning, so in silence they stay. unless of course they have something to bitch about that these city dwellers they're surrounded with can't understand, then it's fair game.
Smokey, Skip, Lip: Let's Bully Lip-- even if Speirs is around because Smoke and Skip are just so unbearably charming in their ribbing even Speirs can't resist cracking a smile
Dick, Tab, Buck: just guys bein' dudes, jocks bein' tough. they talk exclusively in sports analogies
A random dog on the street: *sneezes*
Lewis Nixon: I’m just saying, if we need to replace the furnace anyway, oh hang on - BLESS YOU!
Al Mampre, the last of WWII’s Easy Company (Band of Brothers) medics passed today at 97.
During his time in Holland he survived a shot from a sniper while tending to Lt. Bob Brewer.
“Like a… . mule kicked me in the leg,” he told the West Point Center for Oral History. “I looked back there, and it’s laid open right to the bone… .I gave myself a shot of morphine… . I didn’t want to go into shock.”
easy company as text messages from my apush groupchat
if you dont like it catch my hands
Ok so get this, inktober prompts but with band of brother characters.
pretty much how that scene went
Speirs: Is four a lot?
Dick: That depends on the context. Coins, no.
Nix: Murders, yes.
ronnie ft. sharkboy
Vogue!Nixon🍀🍀
LMK IF YOU LIKE THESE/WANT TO SEE MORE!!
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Gene: I’m leaving- Nobody here except Winters has common sense or a regard for their own safety.
The rest of Easy Company in the background:
@rayleighshughes, our convos have given me inspiration that can last me until the end of time- how many times can i fucking thank you, ma’am??
i present to you:
*none of the gifs are mine*
winters
nixon
spiers
guarnere
toye
roe
babe
lipton @ spiers
webster @ liebgott
bonus:
sobel
part 2??
thanks @floydtab again for your help 💕
Band of Brothers as coffee?
as if i wrote this out and tumblr deleted it so here we go again
Winters: a nice cool glass of milk
Nixon: 8 shots of irish espresso via IV drip
Webster: americano bup bup gotta stay awake, fresh, write
Liebgott: a nice cup of joe
Guarnere: What the fuck is a cappuccino
Toye: An Iced Tea
Luz: pours caprisun into his coffee
Doc Roe: chug it boi dont ever sleep a nice mocha
Babe: No coffee just hot chocolate with whipped cream marshmallows and sometimes a dollop of icecream
Perconte: he just likes to nibble on the beans
Lipton: just the foam
Speirs: Black Coffee. through a straw if hes feeling fancy
Malarkey: lil Flat White, sip sip
Martin: He just crushes the beans in his hand and sips the juice from his fist
Talbert: Frappacino, no nonsense
Muck: Coffee with salt
talbert:
liebgott @ web:
malark, skip & penk:
german pow's & speirs:
babe:
buck:
lip, martin & luz (in that order):
winters about nix:
i keep shitting out shitty content on the daily. am i sorry? no not one bit 😎✌🏻
Richard Winters and Lewis Nixon, Camp Toccoa 1940s, colorized
Satan, I’m coming to visit
I mean....
@sunnyshifty @baberoeeee @softliebgott @speirtons @bandofbrothersworld @geniedocroe
Thank you @lightbrite-rebel for the tag 💕
rules: the last celeb you have saved on your phone is your quarantine buddy.
Nice group 🤭
I tag @amourdesetoiles @spooky-shelby @merlinaknight @scent-ofbooks