more easy company men as tumblr shit posts because this is my only hobby atm
Luz: Lipton, it's time to stop treating me like a child. And it's also time to stop feeding us dinosaur-shaped chicken.
Lipton: But you love your dinosaur chicken!
Luz: Yeah...when I was eight.
Perconte: We are men now, Lip.
Babe, playing with his chicken: Rawr!
[E Company huddled around a table]
Guarnere: Hey! Cap’n Winters, Cap’n Nixon, c’mere for a second!
Luz: We have something for ya!
Nixon & Winters: *jogging over*
Nixon: Whatcha got there?
E Company: *smiling*
Liebgott: *gives them both hand-made Father’s Day cards signed by all of them*
Winters, a mess: Oh...my...God
Nixon: *crying*
Babe: *hands Speirs a card* We made one for you, too, Lieutenant Speirs.
Malarkey: Do you like it?
Speirs, choking up: It’s fine.
Some memes picked freshly off the Lieutenantaceface vine
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i feel like there is a rule that Speirs cannot be left alone with Penkala and Skinny, because the latter too are marely children and they worship the ground Speirs walks on so it is incredible easy for him to talk them into doing something stupid
like i feel once Alex had to go the hospital because speirs was like “if you hit on something hard constantly, your bones will become stronger and you will suffer minimal injuries” and Alex straight up jumped out of the third floor window to test this
shifty
martin
bull
speirs ( @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant knows )
dike
luz
malarkey
perconte
Speirs: I poisoned one of our drinks
Speirs: But i forgot which one
Nix: The way this day is going I hope it’s mine
I honestly?? Don’t get why people hate Webster?? Like they just genuinely don’t like him??
There’s no reason to hate him??
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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