Ron Speirs - Blog Posts

every friend group should include:

*screenshots not mine*

shifty: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

speirs: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you’ve killed

shifty:

lipton: look what you did, you scared him you stupid idiot

spiers trying to explain why rumours are untrustworthy(?) through his weird extensive roman history knowledge that i honestly still don’t understand:

one of my favourite moments in band of brothers is when dicks just like nope ❤️ to sink’s orders

this is all I can think about

Easy Company Sleepover??

The chaos

Heffron: EYYY WHO’S STILL UP?

Toye: *squints* Well me now, dipshit

Guarnere: SHH I need at least 10 hours if I’m gonna look fresh tomorrow

Talbert: Ok, seriously everyone simmer down, let’s just sleep

No one:

Webster: …What’s the meaning of life?

Liebgott: cAn wE nOt??

Shifty: Guys pls be quiet or Captain Winters will hear us

Luz: Wait turn the lights on, I can’t find Malarkey!

Malarkey: I’m under the bed!

Skinny: What the actual f—

Muck: That looks so fun! *gets under bed*

Penkala: Midnight pillow fight! *hits Gordon*

Gordon: Ow! What the hell is in your pillowcase? Fuck, I’m bleeding!

Roe: *asleep*

Christenson: Shhh did you guys hear that?

Speirs (outside peeping in the window): be silent.

Al Mampre, the last of WWII’s Easy Company (Band of Brothers) medics passed today at 97.

During his time in Holland he survived a shot from a sniper while tending to Lt. Bob Brewer.

“Like a… . mule kicked me in the leg,” he told the West Point Center for Oral History. “I looked back there, and it’s laid open right to the bone… .I gave myself a shot of morphine… . I didn’t want to go into shock.”

our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!

Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean. 

No one knows.

No one will ever know. 

Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches. 

Speirs: It’s like Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala all share one brain cell.

Malarkey: *cant think of a good comeback because it’s not his turn to use the brain cell*

Lipton: *kisses Speirs’ neck*

Speirs: what is this?

Lipton: affection

Speirs: disgusting

Speirs: ...

Speirs: do it again

Speirs: Is four a lot?

Dick: That depends on the context. Coins, no.

Nix: Murders, yes.

Speirs: Lip stop worrying about it! I'm fine. It was just a splinter.

Lipton: You were IMPALED!

Speirs: It was a large splinter.

this is what happened at Bastogne, you can’t change my mind-

Speirs: [Pulls out a knife]

Luz: Oh no.

Speirs: [Opens a box with it]

Luz: Oh okay.

Speirs: [Pulls a gun out of the box]

Luz: Oh no!

ronald spiers: if you undo the buttons on my ike jacket i will undo your vertebrate

harry: hey sp-

mr ronald ‘probably keeps a book with names of all who have wronged him’ speirs:

Vogue!Speirs🔥🔥

LMK IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE!! These are really fun to make :)

Webster

steal everything your gay little hands can carry™

It’s not a perfect edit but yeah he my boo

Easy as random memes on my phone part 1:

talbert:

liebgott @ web:

malark, skip & penk:

german pow's & speirs:

babe:

buck:

lip, martin & luz (in that order):

winters about nix:

i keep shitting out shitty content on the daily. am i sorry? no not one bit 😎✌🏻

Rest of Easy Company when facing a problem: *solves it normally*

Speirs when facing a problem:

I think bob fandom need this

Winters yelling, “SPEIRS! Get yourself over here!” and Speirs just bounding up like an excited, murderous puppy.

Ron spends small fortune on his hair and it's always perfect, that's how everyone knows not to touch it. The real reason why Ron doesn't want anyone to touch his hair is because his scalp is very sensitive and one small tug or even caress can make him melt and turn into purring fluffy kitten.

Important Safety Warning: There is a very real and distinct limit to the amount of head scratches Speirs will allow before he stabs you. It is best to assume that he operates at the two preferred rubs on the tummy like a cat. Any more and death is waiting for you.

SpeirsRoe headcanon I feel very strongly: Ron and Gene walking around in a mall. Gene expressing his lack of understanding and almost outrage about how much all those new sneakers can cost. Ron doing that blank stare of his to mask his reaction as an owner of at least a dozen of designer workout shoes.

FACTUAL

Ronald Speirs collects high end sneakers like a bird of paradise would collect colorful rocks and leaves for their mate. He cleans the ones he does wear with a set of tooth brushes. Most remain in their original packaging or in a case in the basement.

Gene doesn’t know about this because he comes from a place where basements don’t exist and livings in constant fear of the room bellow the functional part of their house. 

They both fear the day the other finds out about their secret.