Pjo Memes - Blog Posts

Percy: I don't believe in the gods. Annabeth: what now- Percy: oh! no. I know they exist. its just that I don't believe in their capabilities.

Another set of memes using Perchance’s incorrect quotes generator

This time featuring the Greek gods

Percabeth Summarised

*judo flips* Annabeth when she meets Percy

"Mine, all mine!"

Annabeth when someone else tries to hit on Percy

This Should Really Be Canon

"Hey, Annabeth?" Percy asked, poking his head into his bedroom, where his girlfriend was sitting cross-legged on the floor, solving some papers. "Yeah?" she asked without looking up as Percy plopped himself down next to her. "How long will you be staying?" The question made her pause, before she turned, eyes roving over Percy's look. "You see this?" she said quietly, raising her hand and twirling her finger around the only gray streak of hair in Percy's raven black head of hair. Her matching grey streak glinted in the sunlight as Percy's eyes darted up to where her finger was. "I'm going to stay with you till this one turns grey," her finger moved to twirl the neighbouring obsidian lock around it, "and this one," her finger went to the next one, "and this, till all of them match this one," her finger went back to the original grey strand, the only one in his hair, "I'll stay with you till we're both old and have grey hairs and I'll stay with you beyond that too."

Percy looked touched, warmth and surprise mingling in his sea green eyes, before he muttered sheepishly, "I was kind of referring to how long you'll stay at my place, 'cause Mom's asking if you're waiting till dinner-" "Oh my gods, Percy! You could have asked that better!" "What? I just asked how long you'll be staying!" "I thought you meant-forget it." "But, wait-" "Forget it." "Wise Girl-" "Forget it before I refuse to solve your papers." "Hold on, so...you'll stay with me forever?" "...of course, Seaweed Brain."

This is Literally A Mood

Jason Grace: If you could ask the gods for one gift, what would it be?

Frank Zhang : Peace of mind

Carter Kane : Knowledge

Magnus Chase: Love and family

Percy : Blue food

Frank Zhang : Percy, you're asking for a gift from the gods-

Percy : Blue food

It is true, if you think about it

Chiron : (teaching English) 'The pen is mightier than the sword.' Can anyone tell me why?

Young Annabeth : Because pens are easier to sneak through metal detectors.

Chiron : NO

Reyna: I’m ok with dying, not failing

Fck your zodiac sign which Percy Jackson characters do you relate to?

How do mortals see Ella? A normal girl? A bird? And when she fly do they see a girl jumping really high and for a long time or...? I NEED ANSWER

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Clarisse La Rue invented Wise Girl like Percy heard the nickname, took it for himself and gave it a new meaning

I’m 99.9% sure that at least half of the seven ended in a Walmart parking lot at 3am with no idea of how they got there one point in theirs lives

Percy: *exist*

Monster: seafood

Percy and Leo are the duo that the teacher separate in the class seating plan and you can not change my mind

Read PJO and HOO they said, it will be fun they said. Why are you on the floor crying at 3am they said (just now)

Rick Riordan is my favorite author and I love his books but I will never hesitate to call him Dick Diordan

When Percy had amnesia, was homeless and at the same time fighting for his life against two gorgons sister, he was worried abt how his mom and Annabeth are gonna react when they learn he stole a police car

When I think of the most common sense and level headed couple in PJO I think of a tree spirit and a half goat

Jason: I fought this vicious, dangerous, scary opponent when I was young which left me with this battle scar.

Piper: What he meant is he tried eating a staple when he was two

Annabeth: *see Percy and the pegasi talking* What are you doing?

Percy: Just teaching them a song

The song: Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singin' like

Thalia: Everybody has a gay cousin

Nico: I don’t

Thalia: ...

Nico: Oh I’m the gay cousin

It’s basically canon that Percy, Annabeth and Grover meets Nico and Bianca for the first time in Lotus Hotel and Casino (TLT) and not in TTC, so what if they also met Hazel in TLT when they visit the fields of asphodel. Which means that Percy actually met 3 children of Hades on the same quest.

Grover: Hey Percy, do you wanna eat enchiladas

Come on let’s go and play

I never see you anymore

Come out to camp

it’s like you got kidnapped

We used to be best buddies

but you kinda left

But now that we’re here

So hey, do you wanna eat enchiladas or just hang with me

Like old times

Percy: ...

Piper: How long do you think it’s gonna take for a god to curse Percy?

Leo: a week

Nico: a day

Jason: Never cause Annabeth with Percy.

Percabeth reacting to Percabeth in:

TLT: Ew!! Gross no

SoM: We’re just friends

TTC: We’re best friends

BoL: Blush

TLO: Blush intensified

the adhd kids missing the deadline but saving the day anyway is so personal to me actually

I have an addition:

Nico: Magnus: Nico: you're dead. Magnus: I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE YOUR SNACKS I'M SORRY- Alex and Will: *eating popcorn*

Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.

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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.

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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.

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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE

As a neurodivergent teen, I can assure you that we are fucking terrifying.

Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.

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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.

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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.

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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE