Riordan Universe - Blog Posts

How do mortals see Ella? A normal girl? A bird? And when she fly do they see a girl jumping really high and for a long time or...? I NEED ANSWER

Annabeth Chase is the epitome of being a hot mess BECAUSE you’re smart

I refuse to accept that Percy and the others are millennial. So here what I propose, we as the fandom decided that they’re all born after 1995. Retweet so that everyone knows.

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Clarisse La Rue invented Wise Girl like Percy heard the nickname, took it for himself and gave it a new meaning

I’m 99.9% sure that at least half of the seven ended in a Walmart parking lot at 3am with no idea of how they got there one point in theirs lives

Percy: *exist*

Monster: seafood

Percy and Leo are the duo that the teacher separate in the class seating plan and you can not change my mind

I want to know more about Percy ‘I fire a war canon at my school bus and it exploded, but in my defence I wasn’t aiming at it’ Jackson school life

Read PJO and HOO they said, it will be fun they said. Why are you on the floor crying at 3am they said (just now)

Rick Riordan is my favorite author and I love his books but I will never hesitate to call him Dick Diordan

When Percy had amnesia, was homeless and at the same time fighting for his life against two gorgons sister, he was worried abt how his mom and Annabeth are gonna react when they learn he stole a police car

When I think of the most common sense and level headed couple in PJO I think of a tree spirit and a half goat

Jason: I fought this vicious, dangerous, scary opponent when I was young which left me with this battle scar.

Piper: What he meant is he tried eating a staple when he was two

Annabeth: *see Percy and the pegasi talking* What are you doing?

Percy: Just teaching them a song

The song: Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singin' like

Thalia: Everybody has a gay cousin

Nico: I don’t

Thalia: ...

Nico: Oh I’m the gay cousin

It’s basically canon that Percy, Annabeth and Grover meets Nico and Bianca for the first time in Lotus Hotel and Casino (TLT) and not in TTC, so what if they also met Hazel in TLT when they visit the fields of asphodel. Which means that Percy actually met 3 children of Hades on the same quest.

Frank: A mortal asked me what my tattoo stand for, I panicked and said Super Perfect Queen Reyna

Jason:... Well you aren’t wrong

Grover: Hey Percy, do you wanna eat enchiladas

Come on let’s go and play

I never see you anymore

Come out to camp

it’s like you got kidnapped

We used to be best buddies

but you kinda left

But now that we’re here

So hey, do you wanna eat enchiladas or just hang with me

Like old times

Percy: ...

like bffr they are words on a page… if literally anyone else played annabeth yall would be jumping up and down. leah is my annabeth and she should be yours too 😘

There you go racists. Book accurate Annabeth to cure your souls 🤌🤌🤌

So, some of you think that leo needed to be more ANGRY? And FERAL? And needed to go berserk AND needed to vent out on his crew mates for them being in a relationships and stuff? You know what I think? NO. A big fat NO. here's why? Leo had to see his mother DIE at the age of 8(which is why he had every right to kill Gaea and he did) had to run away from foster homes like a zillion times because, he had abandonment issues, had no friends, slept in sewers. And when he finally has a reliable group of friends, a FAMILY? you think he'd go and destroy that? Just because he doesn't have a "love interest"? NON of us would do that don't lie to me. We live on crumbs of love thrown at us and whoever says otherwise is a wretched liar. Yes, I agree most of the times he feels left out and after what nemeisis told him he started feeling even more insecure and started overthinking about pretty much everything. No life is perfect. BUT Just so you pipsqueaks know and I cannot stress this enough NOT EVERY FREAKING ONE HAS SAME REACTION TO TRAUMA sure, some of us go through anger issues, some of us turn apathetic and some of us? SOME OF US TURN INTO THIS LARGE BALL OF ANXIETY AND INSECURITY THAT HAS FORGOTTEN HOW VERBAL COMMUNICATION WORKS, HAS SELF ESTEEM RESEMBLING THE BOTTOM OF A FINISHED JUICE BOTTLE AND GETS OVERWHELMED BY SMALL THINGS. And for Hades's sake STOP fucking glorifying things like trauma makes you more "distant" or "thick skinned" blah blah blah.

There should be a blog post where we get to know what nectar tastes like to each of the demigod, you know like a short interview thing.

Here's a cursed post :

Percy Jackson dressing up as jake from the subway surfers for halloween and using earth disks as hoverboard.

If it was percy in nico's place in son of Neptune. He wouldn't be able to lie about the whole not knowing each other thing because of his fatal flaw (personal loyalty).

Hats off to Nico for being 14 and yet patient enough to hold himself back from the truth even though it was The legendary Percy Amazing Jackson, his Crush who asked the question.

So, imagine leo arriving in a black toga on halloween and setting his hair on fire(somehow managing not to burn it because, he knows his powers pretty well at this point)and turning the fire blue and tailing nico around calling him his delicate and fragile son.

Until Nico just goes feral and Reyna has to hold him back because...LET ME GO REYNA! I'M GONNA MURDER THAT ELF DEVIL! AND SEND HIM STRAIGHT TO THE FIELDS ASPHODEL!

tell me you didn't swell with pride when you read this!!

Do you know why Leo Valdez deserved every right to kill Gaea with his bare hands? (and I'm glad that he got the chance). BECAUSE, BITCH MURDERED ESPERANZA VALDEZ!! And made AN EIGHT YEAR OLD feel guilty for what he didn't do!

We deserve a chapter where Annabeth shows leo her Daedalus laptop and they geek the hell out about tech. Not to mention they take that conversation to dinner table and everyone is just...Done with it because, DAMN, YOU NERDS SHUT UP. IT'S BEEN THREE HOURS.

GODS OF OLYMPUS! IN THE BEGINNING OF MARK OF ATHENA ANNABETH IS SUSPICIOUS OF JASON. IS THAT BECAUSE, HE LOOKS LIKE LUKE..YOU KNOW BLONDE, CONFIDENT AND KINDA PERFECT WITH A SCAR. MAYBE the trust issues were popping up without her knowing It!

I appreciate everyone remembering and praising annabeth for taking the knife for percy instinctively in The Last Olympian BUT HOW DARE YA LITTLE FUCKS FORGET GROVER TRYING TO PROTECT PERCY FROM A GODDAM TITAN!!

Apollo: HELP! I'm bleeding all over.

Meg *while cartwheeling*: All you did was scraped your knee. Shut up.