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Percabeth Summarised

*judo flips* Annabeth when she meets Percy

"Mine, all mine!"

Annabeth when someone else tries to hit on Percy

This Should Really Be Canon

"Hey, Annabeth?" Percy asked, poking his head into his bedroom, where his girlfriend was sitting cross-legged on the floor, solving some papers. "Yeah?" she asked without looking up as Percy plopped himself down next to her. "How long will you be staying?" The question made her pause, before she turned, eyes roving over Percy's look. "You see this?" she said quietly, raising her hand and twirling her finger around the only gray streak of hair in Percy's raven black head of hair. Her matching grey streak glinted in the sunlight as Percy's eyes darted up to where her finger was. "I'm going to stay with you till this one turns grey," her finger moved to twirl the neighbouring obsidian lock around it, "and this one," her finger went to the next one, "and this, till all of them match this one," her finger went back to the original grey strand, the only one in his hair, "I'll stay with you till we're both old and have grey hairs and I'll stay with you beyond that too."

Percy looked touched, warmth and surprise mingling in his sea green eyes, before he muttered sheepishly, "I was kind of referring to how long you'll stay at my place, 'cause Mom's asking if you're waiting till dinner-" "Oh my gods, Percy! You could have asked that better!" "What? I just asked how long you'll be staying!" "I thought you meant-forget it." "But, wait-" "Forget it." "Wise Girl-" "Forget it before I refuse to solve your papers." "Hold on, so...you'll stay with me forever?" "...of course, Seaweed Brain."

This is Literally A Mood

Jason Grace: If you could ask the gods for one gift, what would it be?

Frank Zhang : Peace of mind

Carter Kane : Knowledge

Magnus Chase: Love and family

Percy : Blue food

Frank Zhang : Percy, you're asking for a gift from the gods-

Percy : Blue food

It is true, if you think about it

Chiron : (teaching English) 'The pen is mightier than the sword.' Can anyone tell me why?

Young Annabeth : Because pens are easier to sneak through metal detectors.

Chiron : NO

annabeth: chiron, there's something we need to tell you. percy and i are dating.

chiron: i’ve known for the last few years, you two are inseparable.

percy: years? we've only been dating for a few weeks!

chiron: then what the hell were you doing before that?!

Percy winning with finger guns :) 🔫👉

percy, holding out his fist in his palm: ok wise girl. rock paper scissors time. if i win, i get to pick the movie for date night

annabeth, doing the same: fine, but if i win, we move back across the country to that house in westchester that i love

grover, looking over in alarm: what?! how is that even—

percy, nodding firmly: deal. rock pap—

I have an addition:

Nico: Magnus: Nico: you're dead. Magnus: I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE YOUR SNACKS I'M SORRY- Alex and Will: *eating popcorn*

Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.

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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.

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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.

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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE

Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.

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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.

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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.

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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE

during a play the Apollo cabin put together but everyone's drunk

Leo, acting as Juliet and very drunk: Jason, Jason, wherefore art thou Jason?! Jason, not drunk but very confused: I'm right here..? Leo, suddenly crying tears of joy: JASON!!!!! =D Jason: ????? Everyone else, watching this shit go down: *hey do you have popcorn* *but 'wherefore' means 'why', not 'where'* *no offence, Margaret, but they're drunk, stupid and confused, I don't think this is the time for a grammar lesson* *oo yea gimme some skittles* *tasTE THE RAINBOW MOTEHRFUCKERS*

leo: hey percy, what goes through your mind when you control water?

percy: uh, i don’t know. i don’t really think about it. i just do it. you know?

leo: but like, how do you tell it what to do?

percy: i don’t tell it what to do. it just does what i want. i don’t really think it. i feel it.

leo: so like bluetooth

percy: huh?

leo: you bluetooth connect to the ocean

annabeth, putting her book down: leo, Poseidon himself does not bluetooth connect to the ocean. he embodies the ocean. he is the ocean. when poseidon is calm, the ocean is calm. when poseidon is angry, the ocean is angry. because they are both the ocean in different forms. so being poseidon’s son, the ocean is part of percy. it’s the same as when he moves his arms and legs. it’s like another limb, so he doesn’t have to think about controlling it. that’s why water reacts when he’s scared or angry. it’s his reflexes. water is part of him.

leo: so… like icloud

annabeth: that doesn’t even make sen-

percy: yes

clarisse: you know Chase, i would have SO much more respect for you if you just weren’t dating jackson

clarisse: even putting aside the multitude of idiotic things he’s said and done over the years

clarisse: i just watched him have a heated argument with a horse. over donuts.

clarisse: because he claims that bear claw donuts have a completely stupid name and should instead be called bear paws, “because the donuts don’t actually depict claws”

clarisse: and then he proceeded to ask a stingray for it’s input

clarisse: because he thought a stingray would know what a bear claw looks like

annabeth:

annabeth:

annabeth: he’s a really good kisser

clarisse:

annabeth: and to be fair, he’s right

Percy: Estelle found out she could sneakily put post-its on people's backs without them knowing

Percy: But she doesn't know they should say things like 'kick me', so they all just have smiley faces on them