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I just know same face syndrome hates to see you coming

the 7 + nico and reyna face studies!

during a play the Apollo cabin put together but everyone's drunk

Leo, acting as Juliet and very drunk: Jason, Jason, wherefore art thou Jason?! Jason, not drunk but very confused: I'm right here..? Leo, suddenly crying tears of joy: JASON!!!!! =D Jason: ????? Everyone else, watching this shit go down: *hey do you have popcorn* *but 'wherefore' means 'why', not 'where'* *no offence, Margaret, but they're drunk, stupid and confused, I don't think this is the time for a grammar lesson* *oo yea gimme some skittles* *tasTE THE RAINBOW MOTEHRFUCKERS*

Camper: Why did you set your school on fire?

Percy: You're assuming I did that of my own will?

Percy: I swear you could trip over your own shadow

Nico: My shadow's a tricky little bastard. It likes to see me fall to its level

Percy: *turns on the Argo II's and places his hand on the handprint scanner*

Computer: Welcome, voice verification required

Percy: Percy

Computer: Access denied

Percy: Percy Jackson

Computer: Access denied

Percy: Seaweed brain

Computer: Access denied

Percy: ........

Percy: Dam you, Valdez

Percy: Aquaman

Computer: Access granted, welcome Aquaman

Annabeth: What did I tell you about comparing Octavian to the devil?

Percy: ...........that it's offensive to the devil?

Annabeth: *facepalms*

How would Hazel Levesque insult someone

Hazel: You rude gardening tool!

Person: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe-

Piper: Your mom seems so cool

Percy: She killed a man once

Piper: Even better

Chiron: Not every problem can be solved with a knife

Annabeth: I know

Annabeth: That's why I carry two knifes

Annabeth: I love how we say "oh man" to express disappointed

Reyna: Because men are, in fact disappointing

Percy: Why do you hide your true form when you go out in public?

Percy: Is it because you don't want to be the Centaur of attention?

Chiron: ......

Chiron: Thank you so much for that Percy. Now I know who to send on the next dangerous life threatening quest that comes by

Reyna: You're mom seems cool

Percy: She killed her abusive husband with Medusa's head and sold the statue for a lot of money

Reyna: ..........

Reyna: You're mom is the only goddess I'll ever swear loyalty to

Mr.D, gesturing towards Hazel: Okay, first of all I'd like to introduce our new ambassador of camp Jupiter, Hailey, and I'd like to thank her for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed to me this morning. Unnecessary but appreciated

Piper, whispering to Hazel: Why'd you give him two dollars?

Hazel, whispering back : I thought he was homeless

Percy: I gave the gods a "get well soon" card

Annabeth: I didn't know they were sick

Percy: Their not, I just thought they could do better

Nico: What are you, five?

Percy, snorts: Yeah, five heads taller than you

Nico:

Percy:

Percy: I'm sorry, Please don't kill me

Percy: Nico, what's your favorite hobby?

Nico- Slaughtering my en-

Percy: Besides slaughtering your enemies

Nico: ...........

Nico: I like to make leo cry

Annabeth: Ok, we need a distraction. Who here is good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Leo: My time has come

Percy: Hey Nico, can I take you to my therapist next week?

Nico: Uh, why?

Percy: She thinks I'm making you up

Percy: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Annabeth: Murder

Percy: Homieocide

Piper: What's the difference between Greeks and Romans anyway?

Jason: Well, The Romans are assholes. The Greeks are assholes who have fun

Okay unpopular opinion but is the pjo fandom forgetting that Hazel can summon precious metals from the ground, can manipulate the mist, can find tunnels and underground passages, everything Nico can do and so much more! Literally, she's also really good with a gladius which is mentioned in the wiki. I just feel like the fandom is under rating Hazel. Whenever I see those videos Ranking the seven demigods, Hazel is usually 6th or 7th. What's your opinion on this? No offense to anyone though

More Percy Jackson headcanons

-Hazel’s favorite modern artist is definitely Laufey.

-The Seven roasted marshmallows over Leo at least once.

-Tyson’s favorite desert is chocolate and peanut butter brownies.

-Annabeth listens to Paris Paloma.

-Percy used to make fun of Jason for only being able to grow stubble.

-Nico has Saint Bernard by Lincoln on repeat at least once a week.

-Percy is either the driest or most animated texter, it just depends who you are.

-Piper listens to Dazey and the Scouts. 

-Zoë Nightshade’s favorite fruit was the blackberry.

-Bianca’s was the blueberry.

-Nico absolutely hates pomegranates. 

-Annabeth and Hazel both like earl gray tea with a bit of vanilla.

-Reyna’s favorite bird is the raven and she has a small whittled sculpture of one she carries with her.

-If someone exposed Ella to Wikipedia, she’d be on it all the time.

-Rachel gives Ella any interesting bird feather she finds.

-Will gets called Rapunzel. 

-Annabeth has one of those huge ass tasers that look like an enlarged flashlight.

-Piper has one too, but it’s pink.