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Felix: Okay Seungmin, let’s do a movie about our friendship.
Seungmin: Felix, no.
Felix: Great you already know your line.
Changbin: My dick is like life, life is hard.
Hyunjin: Life is also short.
Chan: You mean Jisung is in trouble or Jisung is the trouble?
Changbin: I mean he’s either in trouble or he’s going to be one.
Seungmin: You’re pretty dumb.
Felix: Thanks.
Seungmin: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Felix: All i heard was “you’re pretty”. I am focusing on the positives in life.
hyunjin, lying seductively on a bed: Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?
Seungmin: Hyunjin, please put your shirt back on. We are in Ikea and people are staring.
Chan: Why Changbin is on the counter?
Minho: He wants to be tall.
Hyunjin: *shed tears* He is finally a foot taller than me.
[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]
Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?
Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.
Chan: We are not gay, Minho.
Seungmin: We aren't?
Felix: All odd numbers have at least an 'e' in them.
Seungmin: Felix, it's 3 a.m.
Felix: t-h-r-E-E!
Seungmin: GO TO SLEEP
Chan: Remember, murder is never the answer.
Minho: Murder is the question.
Seungmin: And the answer is always yes.
Seungmin: I'm cold.
Minho: Just like my heart.
Seungmin: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
Hyunjin: If you like me, raise your hand.
Jisung: What if i don’t like you though?
Hyunjin: Then raise your standard.
Jisung: Does it hurt?
Hyunjin: What? When i fall from heaven? Come on, han, you can do better than that..
Jisung: No.
Jisung: I mean, when you fall from the vending machine.
Hyunjin:
Jisung:
Jisung: Because you are a snack.
[at breakfast]
Jisung: What if instead of milk in my cereal, i put in coffee?
Chan, walking past him: What if you don’t?
Chan: You three. Explain. Now.
Hyunjin: It was Jisung.
Felix: It was Jisung.
Jisung:...It was me.
Hiccup: Did you kill that man?
Astrid: No, I attacked him with my axe.
Astrid: The grievous wound killed him.
Hiccup: SEMANTICS, ASTRID!
Chaol: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. Dorian and Celeana: Awwww— Chaol: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." Dorian and Celeana: Oh.
Aelin: I wasn’t that drunk. There is no way I would be that drunk that easily.
Lysandra: You called yourself ugly.
Aelin:
Aelin: Oh my god.
Aelin: We both look lovely tonight.
Rowan: You know, if you just said that I look lovely, I would've said "so do you".
Aelin: I couldn't take that chance.