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Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.
Snotlout: For what?
Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*
Hiccup: Astrid, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Snotlout, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
Hiccup: Did you kill that man?
Astrid: No, I attacked him with my axe.
Astrid: The grievous wound killed him.
Hiccup: SEMANTICS, ASTRID!
Hiccup: School doesn’t even test your intelligence, it tests your memory.
Fishlegs: It tested my patience.
Snotlout: It tested my ability to hold my pee.
Ruffnut: It tested my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch.
Heather: What are the hardest things to say?
Astrid: I was wrong.
Hiccup: I need help.
Tuffnut: Worcestershire sauce!