Incorrect Httyd Quotes - Blog Posts

Making incorrect httyd book quotes out of conversations I've had with ais.

Hiccup: sometimes I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created.

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Fishlegs: I've had enough. *eats fibre glass wall insulation*

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Camicazi: Is being left handed a disability?

Hiccup: What the fuck did you just ask me!?

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Fishlegs: I wanna chew ice.

Hiccup: you have an iron deficiency.

Fishlegs: FUCK!

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Camicazi: what's trigonometry? Is it like a type of stick?

Hiccup: it's a branch of maths regarding the study of triangles.

Camicazi: so if it's a branch of maths then it's a type of stick?

Fishlegs: oh lord help me.

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Camicazi: I'll bite you.

Fishlegs: tbh you're so short I'd just assume you were a teething baby.

Camicazi: I hope you enjoy staring at coffin lids.

Camicazi: The door is locked give me your credit card.

Hiccup: *gives her his card*

Camicazi: *pockets it* Thanks.

*Texting*

Hiccup : Dad, there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Hiccup: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Hiccup: Dad

Hiccup: Dad

Stoick: Your dad is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth

Oh no— 😭😂🤣🤣

The Derry Girls/Dragons crossover we need

Hiccup: Thank you guys for being here during this trying time. It's just so sad to think that he's gone...

Snotlout: You thought he was a dick.

Hiccup: I did not!

Tuffnut: I definitely heard you call him a dick.

Ruffnut: So did I.

Heather: Not to interrupt, but everyone does see the dead body in the room, right?

Astrid: It's just Mildew, Heather.

Heather: It's Mildew's corpse. It's Mildew's dead corpse.

Fishlegs: What were you expecting? It's his wake. Haven't you ever seen a dead body before?

Heather: Of course not!

Snotlout: Thor, the Berserkers are weird.

Ruffnut: You can touch his face if you want.

Heather: I don't want - why would I want?!

Ruffnut: It's nice.

Heather: Stop it! Stop touching Mildew's dead corpse!

Astrid: Calm down Heather, we're all going be one some day.

Heather: Oh, thanks, Astrid! Yeah, that's helped!

Snotlout: It really makes you think, doesn't it? Death... makes you want to do everything... and try everything...

Fishlegs: What's going on, Snotlout?

Snotlout: Want to see something class? *pulls out a box of scones*

Astrid: Scones?

Snotlout: Aye.

Astrid: What's so class about scones?

Tuffnut: Scones are lovely.

Fishlegs: Aye, I like scones!

Snotlout: These aren't just any old scones. These are funny scones.

Ruffnut: They do look like a crack-up, to be fair.

Fishlegs: They're drug scones! He's put the drugs in the scones!

Snotlout: Too fucking right I have. I wanted to do brownies, but this was the only recipe my ma had. Besides, everyone knows drugs aren't illegal when you put them into food.

Hiccup: Is that right? I don't think that's right.

Mrs Ingerman: *entering* Any cups up here? *snatches the box of scones* I'll take those downstairs. *leaves*

Hiccup:

Astrid:

Tuffnut:

Fishlegs:

Ruffnut:

Heather:

Snotlout: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!

found a fake text maker, havin fun

Tuffnut: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Hiccup, tired: Please, just say fuck.

Tuffnut: Hiccup said its my turn with the brain cell.

Ruffnut: Square up.

During HTTYD 1:

Snotlout: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.

Hiccup: What club?

Snotlout: The hating Hiccup club.

Hiccup: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

Astrid: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

Snotlout: Um, make lemonade?

Astrid: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

Ruffnut: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

Tuffnut: Can we get a birthday cake?

Hiccup: It’s not your birthday.

Tuffnut: The cake won’t know!

*Dagur is cooking*

Fishlegs: Any chance that’s for me?

Dagur: It’s for Astrid and Hiccup. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.

Heather: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Hiccup: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Ruffnut: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Tuffnut: I personally was created in a lab.

Snotlout: I just straight up spawned lol.

Ruffnut: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Hiccup: It isn’t smirking at anyone, you’re all just imagining it.

Tuffnut: Three of us saw it, Hiccup. How do you explain that?

Hiccup: *points at Astrid* Sleep deprivation.

Hiccup: *points at Fishlegs* Paranoia.

Hiccup: *points at Snotlout* Delusional personality disorder.

Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?

Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.

Astrid: Hiccup, we need to talk.

Hiccup: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.

Snotlout: For what?

Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*

Hiccup: Did you kill that man?

Astrid: No, I attacked him with my axe.

Astrid: The grievous wound killed him.

Hiccup: SEMANTICS, ASTRID!

Hiccup: School doesn’t even test your intelligence, it tests your memory.

Fishlegs: It tested my patience.

Snotlout: It tested my ability to hold my pee.

Ruffnut: It tested my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch.

Heather: What are the hardest things to say?

Astrid: I was wrong.

Hiccup: I need help.

Tuffnut: Worcestershire sauce!

Trigger Words…

(The worst things to say to the gang)

Astrid: “I’m putting my foot down!”

Snotlout: “Snot-hat…”

Hiccup: “Kill the dragons!”

Tuffnut: “Tears…”

Ruffnut: “You can’t do that, it’s crazy!”

Fishlegs: “Books are useless.”

(Thor Bonecrusher: activated)

Heather: I want us to be more than friends…

Fishlegs: Best friends?

Heather: More than that.

Fishlegs: Mega best friends?

During HTTYD 1:

Hiccup: I'm too young to die!

Gobber: I'm not but I still don't want to

Zuko: I want to die

Katara: I want to kill someone

*Both glance at each other*

Katara: I’m going to… check on Appa

Zuko: And I’m going… to go do some sword practice

Aang: Have fun!

*One second later*

Aang, running after them: No, wait!