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One Marvel pairing I'd be interested in seeing in the comics (if done correctly) would be Spider-Man x She-Hulk. I genuinely think with the proper writing and nuance, a relationship between them could work. Spider-Man reads to me like he'd appreciate a woman of her caliber.
I have recently discovered a new crack ship!
They are called Gamma Bunny, and I love them 💚💜
Was introduced to this by Brandon Santiago on blusky
ACCURATE!!
the feminism leaving my body after seeing that one scene from she-hulk
Everything Wrong With She-Hulk
When female bodybuilders gain muscle, their chest is more muscle than their breast. So factually, she-hulk wouldn't have a large chest. She would have a small one and would be just as ripped as the Hulk. She-hulk should also have the same length of hair that she had before transforming. It's not even explained as to why it's longer, they just added that for sex appeal. Also, if they did make her realistically ripped. They should hire an actual female bodybuilder, don't make CGI abs.
Example image below:
Now here is an image of She-Hulk:
You see how the chest area is much larger, and the body is hourglass-shaped? Look back up at the realistic one, then look at She-Hulk. Notice a few changes? That's because the creators are sexist(+stereotypical) and decided that she must have a “perfect” hourglass figure, with a big chest and "sexy hair". Even if none of it makes sense or can be explained, the Hulk didn't MAGICALLY get huge tits-
Wait. No, he did, nevermind, that doesn't count they are man tiddies. When it comes to male bodybuilding, they actually gain pectoral muscles. It's quite a fascinating subject, women lose breast muscle in place of the muscle they gained. Making their chest smaller, however, when it comes to men. They gain pectoral muscle, giving them man tiddies. As shown in the image below:
After looking at that, check out the Hulk:
IT’S REALISTIC!! THEY GAVE HIM THE MAN TIDDIES!! Hulk should be the one with the large chest, while She-Hulk would have slim to none in comparison.
When it comes to the love interest, that plotline plot should have been dropped altogether, or at the very least, briefly mentioned over the episodes. Like, subtle things here and there, such as mentioning a date but not going into heavy detail about it, having a guy in her contacts with hearts on the contact name, etc. But the way that they did it is horrible writing if your story can't survive if a single plotline is removed. Then it isn't ready, it needs to be fleshed out far more before it is ready for public viewership.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, I will probably rant more about this in the future. Until then, we cherish the Hulk’s realistically massive man tiddies.
Why did they have to give She-Hulk massive bazongas?
Why couldn't they have let her have a realistically small chest while being RIPPED, and have Hulk keep being the one with the bigger chest? (They clearly don't know what the fans want.)
EXACTLY!!!
The LA sunlight, happiness, and being free from the throes of chronic depression (even if it's just for a little while) is a good look on you, Matthew 💕
My collection of limited edition marvel coke cans :D
They don't have these in my country so I collected them while on vacation
Small post, some of my favorite characters on cover art! ✈️👊🔧🌠🐈⬛🌅⛓🙌🏻💪🎇
The dude/bros: Daredevil doesn't make jokes! They Disneyfied Daredevil! If he's like this I don't want the reboot!
Matthew fucking Murdock:
court: you realize it’s a crime to help a prisoner escape from jail, right?
wong:
You wouldn't like She-Hulk when she's angry.
fantastic four and their extended family
Happy Birthday, Charlie Cox aka Daredevil❤️
*Credits to the respective owner. Saw this on Twitter.
"As for mr.wong. You realize that you just admitted to facilitating a prisoner escape which is a crime."
Wong:
