Murder Drones Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Whenever there’s a fight between idiots

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N: alright no body has to break anything

V: clearly you’ve never made an omelette

Uzi*to V*: you beat me by one second

Cyn: [angry] who are you

Uzi: you killed my mother

Cyn: ….. [confused] do have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

*Meanwhile again in the theraprism*

Bill: relax they won’t even realize that we had it we were done.

The core: done with what?

Bill: you guys did bring the supplies right?

Absolute solver: yeah fo— you brought us to make COSMIC DUST!?!

Bill: yeah, what else are meteor fragments for?

The core: oh we don’t know bill maybe ARTS & CRAFTS

J: honestly at this point I just want to be taken out

Uzi: by like a sniper or on a date

J: surprise me

Cyn: There’s one solution for an argument between friends

N:*lifts Uzi off the ground* Hug each other till we pass out?

Uzi & V: FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!

Cyn: Nope body swap

N & V: …

Uzi:*turns to N & V* Are you sure you two don’t spit venom

What do you went through their heads during this scene?

V: Uzi has powers

N: why does that make me nervous

Cyn [tail]: Uzi… it’s me… the DEVIL!! I’m here to convince you to do sin! come with me. steal candy from babies and small businesses (I’m not talking about Walmart)

Uzi: I will never do such a thing! I’ll sin in my own ways!

Cyn [tail]: ok bye [pipe bomb]

Uzi: OK, FINE!! ILL SIN!! ILL SIN—

And now an average conversation between N, V, and Uzi

Uzi: oil is cool and all. but have you ever had someone care about you?

Uzi: me neither. Pass the arm

N & V: …are we a joke to you

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Uzi: We’re gonna die

N: now Uzi, think positive

Cyn: hi ;3

Uzi: I’m positive we’re gonna die

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N: here you go Uzi. Go set something on fire. *hands her a railgun*

Uzi: *runs off* I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!!

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Uzi: ok guys I have to show something. just promise not freak out.

V: listen we’ve been on crazy adventures

N: whatever it is we’ll understand

Cyn: hello [smile]

V & N: there is nothing about this we understand!

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Uzi: congrats you just won a lifetime supply of oil

J: but you only gave me one can of oil

Uzi: *pulling out her railgun* yep

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V: Uzi which one of us is your favorite

Uzi: I don’t have favorites you both annoy me equally

V:*walks away doubtful*

Uzi: *turns to N* its you, one hundred percent you

N: :D

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Thad: Uzi I dare you—

N: Uzi isn’t allowed to accept any dares.

Lizzy: what?! why?

Uzi: I have no regards for my own personal safety.

Lizzy: …ok then V I dare you to—

N: V also isn’t allowed to accept dares.

V: I also have no regards for anyone else’s safety other then you idiots.

Uzi: I once dared her to bring me a head of a sentinel and she come back covered in oil with the head

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Uzi: in my defense I was left unsupervised

N: wasn’t V with you

V: In my defense I was also left unsupervised

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N: UZI WAKE UP THE SUN HAS RISEN!!!

Uzi:*clearly to tired to process the sentence* and what do you want me to do photosynthesis

V: NO YOU IDIOT RUN FOR LIFE!!!!

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N & V:*watching tv and eating batteries*

Uzi:*walks into the room*…. The game

N:*drops his batteries*

V: OH YOU LITTLE—

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Lizzy:*confused*

Thad: what you got there Uzi

Uzi:*cyn tail biting her arm* smoothie

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V: I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID!!!!

Uzi: and what part of that was out of character for me?

V: …touché

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Uzi: So you’re essentially a ghost now

Doll: да [yes]

Uzi: and only me and the talking tail can see you

Cyn: hello

Doll: ну, похоже, меня видят только дроны, зараженные абсолютным решателем [well it seems like only drones infected with the absolute solver can see me]

N: *walks into the room* hey Uzi, hey cyn, hello shadowy figure with red eyes

Doll:…цто [what]

Uzi: you seriously didn’t consider that cyn infect them with the solver before she sent them here

Cyn: idiot

what if cyn could take over uzi’s body while she’s asleep or shut off

Ok I had a thought about this and I think it go something like this

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Cyn(Uzi): hey N sorry we’re late. I was… busy

*door blasts down*

V: THAT LITTLE SHIT PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!

N: really cyn?

Cyn(Uzi): push is such a strong word. I would call it… giving her a little nudge.

V: OH I’LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!

*Meanwhile in the theraprism*

Absolute solver: so how did you guys end up here?

Bill: defeated by some kids a thousand years ago

Belos & the core: ditto

Absolute solver: …by any chance did they have a weird girl, an idiot or a trained soldier?

Eyeball trio:…

The core: you have got to be kidding us

Belos:*sigh* titan why

Bill: do weird uncles count?

V: HOW THE HELL AM I LOSING???!!!

Sentinel(ruby): (has been eating her pieces)

N *reading a recipe*: beat three eggs?

Uzi *with a knife in hand*: it means in hand-to-hand combat!!

N: ooohhh.

Nori *trying to cook*: both of you. out of this kitchen! NOW!!