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Jimmy and Timmy Headcanons (platonic)

- Absolute BFF's and would do anything for each other.

- Sometimes Jimmy's arms hurt from wearing his crutches for so long so when this happens, Timmy lets him sit on his lap and that's how they travel for a while.

- They also do this when they're bored and want to have fun. Except this is usually done speeding down a hill of a not so busy street.

- They tell each other EVERYTHING.

- They're not scared to tell the other when they are going too far with something or when they are being mean.

- Whenever Timmy is upset, Jimmy tells him his best handicapped jokes, constantly hugs him, and reminds him that he's the best friend ever and that problems only come to angels like him to prove that consequences will hit hard if he were to change.

- When Jimmy is upset, Timmy has him lay his head on his lap so he can soothingly massage it as he tells him that if he can overcome the challenge of being handicapped for the rest of his life, he can take on this little thing that won't be a problem in a week. He then puts on Jimmy's favourite movie and gets ice cream and chips.

- They have both agreed to be each other's best man at their weddings no matter how far into the future they may be.

- Although it can prove troublesome, Timmy really likes that only Jimmy can understand him because it's like they somehow have their own super secret language despite them both speaking English.

- Also, he's thankful that it's Jimmy of all people because he knows he understands him on a personal level.

- Jimmy likes it too, but he wishes that other people could be lucky enough to understand what this perfect boi is saying. Especially when Timmy cracks a really funny joke or says something really sincere.

- Jimmy thinks it's funny and convenient that their names are literally only one letter off from being the same when they are besties and both very handicapped.

- Jimmy's parents were going to install a thick carpet for their living room but Jimmy asked them not to because he didn't want to potentially make moving harder for Timmy when he came over.

- They both sleep in bedrooms on the first floor of their houses which makes sleepovers even more fun and convenient because they could chill in the living room or kitchen and then go to their room right after without having to worry about potentially waking up their parents by walking up and down creaky stairs.

- Their parents consider both of them as family since they are always at each other's houses and they just love them both to pieces. Also, they celebrate Christmas and Halloween together.

- They always do group costumes. One year for Halloween, Timmy couldn't afford a costume due to his parents having paid to get his wheelchair fixed up a bit. So after he sadly told Jimmy, Jimmy showed up to his house the next day with a yellow hat and a white hat, along with long sheets of nutrition facts for mustard and ketchup, stating that they could just wear what they usually do with these things and be condiments that year.

Teenage Jyle Headcanons

- Kyle is a TOP and you can fight me on that

- Kyle asked Jimmy out to go see a movie and they were originally going to see a romantic movie because Kyle wanted to make a good impression on the first date but then Jimmy wanted to see an adult comedy so they went there instead and broke the ice.

- Jimmy is a short boi and his disability doesn't help that at all so he's almost a head shorter than Kyle and Kyle loves it

- Kyle blushes easily and due to his pale skin, it's way more obvious. This was definitely more of a problem before they were dating and when they first started as every little thing that Jimmy did made him blush. Especially smiling.

- The further they got in their relationship the more Jimmy would tease him about it

- Kyle never used to like braces on people, thinking that it made them look strange, but when he first saw Jimmy, that opinion ctrl alt deleted itself

- Kyle is the first person Jimmy has ever danced with. Like slow danced with. (Because obviously he's danced around a little bit with Timmy. Come on now. Imagine a happy Jimmy moving about as Timmy bounces in his wheelchair)

- The first time it happened was at a school dance. Kyle asked him to dance, but just as Jimmy was trying to let him down easy with the fact that he couldn't due to his legs and crutches, Kyle got him out of the crutches and picked him up and placed his feet on his own and held him close to support him.

- Due to using crutches and supporting his weight all the time, Jimmy has incredible upper-body strength.

- When they danced, Jimmy shocked the hell out of Kyle with it when he used Kyle's shoulders to lift him high enough to kiss him.

- Jimmy steals wears Kyle's hat and it bothers Kyle so much. But whenever he tries to take it back he can't because he likes seeing Jimmy wearing his stuff.

- Whenever it's really cold, Jimmy will open Kyle's jacket and snuggle in to get some of his body heat.

- Kyle secretly gushes to Kenny about Jimmy because he's the only one who will stand his blabbing.

- When Stan, Cartman, and Kenny tease Kyle for being hella gay, Jimmy joins in before giggling a lot from Kyle's reaction.

- Cartman has a new level of respect for Jimmy because of it

- Jimmy will defend Kyle from anyone if he thinks things are going to far, which embarrasses Kyle but he's grateful

- Jimmy has influenced Kyle to become more optimistic and is his calm space

- Kyle always goes to Jimmy's shows to support him and has yet to miss one. He cheers louder than anyone

- Kyle will fuck up anyone who tries to hurt Jimmy's feelings or judges him for being crippled or having a stutter, despite neither thing really affecting him

- They like PDA but don't go overboard with it because they don't want to make others uncomfortable. But they hug and kiss and hold hands

- Kyle always gets the door for Jimmy and carries him up stairs if the need be

- When they're walking, Jimmy felt bad for not being able to hold hands but Kyle linked arms with Jimmy instead and now that's how they roll

- Kyle has no problem waiting for Jimmy to finish a sentence and never interrupts him or tries to guess what he's saying and Jimmy is grateful for that.

- Neither gang has a problem with them dating and are really supportive and don't mind the other hanging out with them.

- They've gone on a few double dates with Craig and Tweek, where Craig and Kyle rant to each other about their lovers as Jimmy and Tweek talk about something completely unrelated.

- "Dude, I know what he's like. He's in my gang." - Craig

- "Yeah but does he (insert rant about cute/romantic/sexual things that Jimmy does)" - Kyle

- "...no. No he doesn't- why would he give me that look. Friends don't do that."

- They team up when they're super heroes and they tie Human Kite to FastPass to get him places faster, scaring the shit out of Human Kite.

- Kyle sleeps over at Jimmy's all the time and cuddles him while they sleep. He also leaves his shirt there for Jimmy to wear when he's lonely. Jimmy gave him a stuffed bear to hold whenever he was lonely, too.

- Jimmy told Kyle that whenever they get married, he didn't care how small/big the wedding was or who was a part of it or who showed up as long as Timmy was there as his best man.

- Neither will deny being gay or in a relationship with the other because they don't see it as something to be ashamed of.

- Both of their parents were originally against the idea of them being gay but once they saw just how happy they were and that they weren't going to end it, they became drastically more accepting.