Alright So At The Bar The Bartender Called Moskovskaya (the Well Vodka) "musky" So I Asked If That Was

Alright so at the bar the bartender called Moskovskaya (the well vodka) "musky" so I asked if that was a reference to Muscovy or just the demonym "muscovite" and he was like "dude it's well so idk if it's even Russian and Musky is easier to say when drunk" and I was like "I will take any opportunity to bring up Russian history and this is why I'm sitting alone at the bar."

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See this is how we know we're going to hell. It gives future demons demon names.

Mine is Doaayel.

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!


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3 years ago

Ok I know I'm drunk as fuck but when exactly do I get driver's ed drunk goggles drunk? I put those on and I couldn't see shit when we had to pick up the pennies. I swear I could pick up the pennies if we did it now. Legitimately, the only things keeping me from being unintelligible are my OCD and my SwiftKey keyboard. I've spent $55 on alcohol. When do I start acting like I'm on something harder?


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3 years ago

this reminds me of a collegehumor sketch where a guy brings a chest into the office with a bunch of fashy stuff and is like “my grandpa is a big fan of the bad guys from wolfenstein”

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3 years ago

this is important

im so srs humans were made for art and friend and food and beddy bye. i mean this


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4 years ago
Empires. If You Can’t Wait To Find Extraterrestrial Intelligence, Watch Some Ants While You Wait.

Empires. If you can’t wait to find extraterrestrial intelligence, watch some ants while you wait.


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4 years ago

I mean they kinda have to call themselves central. It wasn't like there was a clear way to distinguish west from east for like 40 years /s

honestly is there a single thing thats more hilarious than “central europeans” insisting with all their might that they are not eastern european


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1 year ago

Ok no but seriously the Montreal Marxist Winter School was amazing. Go next year. Do it. https://marxist.ca/school

Montreal Marxist Winter School 2024 | In Defence of Lenin
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Join us for the largest Marxist event in Quebec and Canada!

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4 years ago

i hate when people say “mild autism” like b i’m the conductor of the autism train and you’re not even riding in it


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