Ok I Know I'm Drunk As Fuck But When Exactly Do I Get Driver's Ed Drunk Goggles Drunk? I Put Those On

do not do any of these things pls thank you

Please don't be shitty like these three people are. The source of this post is the Twitter account of FayeFahrenheit.

red light district but it’s only people in traffic light fursuits

So I was in stats and there was a word problem where the teacher was the boss and liked to get wages out of a random number generator (bad idea) and some of the possible wages were obvious poverty wages ($1, $5 per hour) which we joked about. Over half the wages (taking up almost all the staff) were illegal. Next class was about giving them a raise. We could choose two options: up every wage by $10 per hour (removing the starvation wages) or double every wage (keeping $2 an hour a possibility). Apparently "you should pick the first option if you are in the lower half and pick the second one if you are in the upper half." wtf I don't want blood on my hands??? She said I was being "really nice" which is cool but it's not much to not want families to starve/go homeless???

my stats teacher just said he hates teaching and it’s bs

this is important

im so srs humans were made for art and friend and food and beddy bye. i mean this

Blank word document = I can now meditate on nothingness indefinitely

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Alright so at the bar the bartender called Moskovskaya (the well vodka) "musky" so I asked if that was a reference to Muscovy or just the demonym "muscovite" and he was like "dude it's well so idk if it's even Russian and Musky is easier to say when drunk" and I was like "I will take any opportunity to bring up Russian history and this is why I'm sitting alone at the bar."

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Part of detecting how drunk you are is detecting how much pain you're willing to go through to end your life. Of course, this depends on your typical sober mental state.