See This Is How We Know We're Going To Hell. It Gives Future Demons Demon Names.

it’s my 18th birthday b

this means adulting jokes are no longer ironic and are now cringe

whenever I finish a book (without a movie adaptation or with unpopular movie adaptations) for school I look it up on ao3 and get disappointed

but I also lack the executive function and time to write a fic, especially after having to write an essay

with all the writing students have to do, at least some of it should contribute to the enjoyment of literature among future students

tldr: please just assign us to create a fandom

Applicable to so many other groups and situations as well.

everything is a vibe if you try hard enough

are you really even human if you have never wished to be a simpler organism

Happy Days of the Proletariat! Upside of having May Day on a weekend: lots of people, including myself, have it off. Downside: no passing out leftist-themed trading cards or dressing up like a revolutionary for school. Oh, come on, Soviet parades were extra too...right? https://www.instagram.com/p/COWsBwBlQPN/?igshid=88pvxu2ievy8

we made it gang

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

I mean they kinda have to call themselves central. It wasn't like there was a clear way to distinguish west from east for like 40 years /s

honestly is there a single thing thats more hilarious than “central europeans” insisting with all their might that they are not eastern european

i hate when people say “mild autism” like b i’m the conductor of the autism train and you’re not even riding in it

outfit and hair looks like sensory hell to me but yes we are coming