Wtf Is Wrong With Me - Blog Posts

Me: I get offended so easily

Friend: Yeah you do

Me: *gets offended*

Here we have ushijima in his natural habitat with his two children of his. 😂👌🌾🐄🧑‍🌾

Why the fuck do i have the SILLIEST personality but the bitchiest resting face.

My professor was teaching but then paused, glared at me and asked me why i was "glaring" at her. Told her that it was my normal resting face but she DID NOT believe me.

You can be sad with mediocre grammar

my friends are mean

Fun Fact

it only takes 8 large carrots to consume before the edges of your mouth and palms turn orange

"you're safe with me babe, you can sleep. i'm not leaving, you know..." they just smiled while staring at you getting active again. you wanted to believe them but how? what if they needed someting and needed your help to find it? what if they couldn't sleep? it was the first time they were coming over to your house after five months of relationship. "are you sure?" you asked. they didnt even repond. simply wrapping their arm around your waist and then they hugged you tight against them. they put their head on your back and sigh hapily. you were feeling so calm for the first time since so long, too long. tighly squeezed against them, feeling their warmth spread throught your body. honestly, you just knew that this relationship wasnt gonna last. they were going to leave you so you just wanted to enjoy this pure moment of happiness. yeah they were gonna leave you, because you were not like them. you weren't really smart, not pretty funny either and certainly not pretty. you often think about the fact that they maybe do not even love you, that this is a bet given by their friends to make fun of you. but five month is pretty long for a stupid bet, right ? you didn't know at this point, staring blankly at the wall. you wanted to cry. great, here you go again, always getting so fucking emotive and for nothing. of course they were gonna leave you, you were just so damn boring.

but you just wanted a hug.

Just realized that all of the apps go to Wordscapes instead of the actual app (only tumblr works) so now I have to redo everything…..

Thanks apple and shortcuts :)

My Adrian themed phone layout (slightly chaotic)

Feel free to use for Inspo or something :D

I misread ‘untie people’ as ‘white people’ and got so fucking confused

why does it feel like a goodbye?

I audibly cackled to myself looking at this

HOLD UP so I was Googling vehicular manslaughter and this was the first picture I saw, and I was like hold the fucking phone

EYO, I GOT SOME QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU

Hello friends,

I’m curious about something—and I love collecting empirical data (maybe it’s the autism/j 🤔). I wanted to do something about it,

So, I have some questions:

1. How many languages do you speak? (You can include ones you’re not fluent in, but please specify)

2. What are they?

Follow up: how many of your friends speak the same language(s)?

3. Where did you grow up (Country, state, province or whatever)?

Follow up: Describe your neighborhood to me, was it nice, bad, expensive, cheap, etc.

4. How financially well off were you as a child?

Follow up: If you feel comfortable sharing, what was the income your parent(s) made?

5. What ethnicity are you?

6. What job do you have now?

Follow up: And if you feel comfortable sharing, how much money do you make? (Also, please add if your pay is salaried or hourly)

Finally, what are some interesting facts about your language?

This is for a little project of my own that I’m doing. I know there are some issues in the school system (I’m an American, what do I expect) and I got curious. I want to see how many factors play in to the amount of languages someone speaks.

Most of the time, education is expensive—at least in the U.S it is (our public school system is shit). Yet, languages seem to be an outlier. The prissy rich white kids that can barely speak English, let alone a lick of Spanish, present an exception to the rule (education is expensive).

Also, a lot of my friends speak more than one language, but the American school system requires them to learn two while *in school*. Also, a lot of them speak languages that aren’t taught at my school— like Tagalog, Hindi, Gujarati, German, Russian, etc.— and I’m wondering if there’s a pattern to it.

Bíodh lá maith agat a chairde agus Que tengan buen día amigos

Exotic butters

I am doing laundry at 3:45 AM and I'm a bit scared of myself

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Reflecting on my writing process after turning in my first college essay, I had begun with loads of brainstorming. This brainstorming process took a couple days, as we participated in class workshops to help us create topics for our papers. My brainstorming process also included asking others what they would write about, seeing if two brains could jog anymore ideas for this paper. 

This is the stage of where I had collected all of my thoughts, and started my first draft. See, this is the funny part, I say first because I have 3 other versions of the same essay. All different approaches, word choice, and style. However those 3 drafts did not capture ME as a writer, my voice was lost. I had spent some serious time just drafting this paper, and it wasn't written in one sitting either. I enjoy taking breaks when producing work, new ideas each time I start. Though, it can leave me with a crunch for time. This is something I can work on to improve myself, and my writing. 

Going through and editing my paper, I had no “set image” for what I wanted to produce. I wanted something a little more raw, I have been confined to a supply and demand ideal when it comes to high school writing assignments. I was able to really show off my voice in this paper- However my timeline can get pretty jumpy, as I know my audience and am not comfortable sharing everything with them. 

I just had a fUcKiNG ANEURYSM LMAOO

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

back to school mind

i just said “you've got some dead nose on your skin” as if it was a completely normal thing to say, before realizing my mistake and cackling like a witch.

and so Horace escaped from prison atop his viking rowboat. looking on as the storm grew in intensity all around him. The fierce cold winds lashing at his bed sheet patchwork sails. There his gaze went to the colossal wave towering high above his Nordic raft. Horace shook his fist in anger at the peak of the curling wave, for atop the giant was the legendary Crystal Pepsi of the deep.  ready to lunge at the escape craft and destroy all in it’s path. so it was so it will.

fuck im actually really disappointed in myself 😭😭

So who's trying to write these Klaus x Jesper fanfics for me? I'm thinking maybe a professor sleeping with student au🤔 or and some I slept with my dad's business associate au. Here's a list for those who wanna make me some, I'm trying to get into the christmas spirit😏

Jesper covered in nothing but a Christmas ribbons, surprise Klaus on anniversary

Jesper wearing Klaus's winter coat and nothing else

Margu thinks Jesper and Klaus are married, and starts to worry when she doesn't see them kiss like her Papa does with Mama. Both try to convince her they're not, but end up trying to please her so she won't cry

Lesbian bestie Alva spends whole night trying to get Jesper to talk to the Bear across the bar, Jesper says no but, Klaus has been staring all night when he's not looking

Jesper dad cuts him off and with no money he finds help in Klaus and they start falling in love... possible slow burn. Or for you naughty ones Jesper has to do sexual favors in order to stay in his high end apartment , Klaus is the land lord.

Jesper with no money again, makes the wrong choices and borrows money from Loan Shark Klaus

Jesper dad runs out of money ends up selling Jesper to Mob boss Klaus

Jesper becomes an assistant to the CEO of a big toy company, how was he supposed to know his new boss was the guy he slept with last night.

Jesper gets on the naughty list and gets more more than a lump of coal in his stocking. No his stocking stuffer is 10 long inches of hard wood😏

Jesper is trying to ride Klaus like a reindeer all night long.

Jesper takes his cousin Margu to see mall Santa and promised a picture for her parents. Margu gets to shy and says she'll only go if she's see Jesper on Santa's lap first to make sure it's safe.

Jesper grudgingly agrees but, when did mall Santa's become kinda hot? and how is he supposed to keep calm with this mans thick hand on his waist hovering over his butt, and his deep voice growling in his ear. Oh geez the mall is no place to get a boner especially in front of all these kids... wait did he just squeeze my ass? And why did slip in my pocket?

Jesus christ what is wrong with me🤣🤣🤣

I practically wrote that last one so someone please put it together