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man I love roleplays
such cute shit happens in them
I had to doodle this soft interaction,,,
Crazy how the Helluva-Hazbin fandom collectively decided to hate and unnamed character that asked one character from a popular ship to dance more than a character that’s an “adult fun time” offender
Also I feel like I have to say this given the fandom I’m talking to, this is not an attack on anyone, this is just something I’ve noticed
ACTOR AU!!!
(They don't seem like bad people in this 🧍)
Valentino, Vox, and Velvette take a break on set
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Valentino is standing watching over everyone getting ready, just looking around.
Vox goes over to the best they're about to film on, pulls back the blanket and flops down. And sighs because he finally got to lay down and take a break for a bit
"I'm so sore.."
Val looks over when he hears someone flopping down on the bed, he walks over and gets on the bed, sitting in between vox's legs
His top pair of arms touch his screen while the bottom holds up himself
He slips his legs, still in the boots, in the blanket and pulls it up to his chest, and lays down on vox.
Vox puts his arm around Val's waist and relaxs
Val cuddles more into Vox, and sees Vel on her phone.
After a couple seconds she looks up to find them in bed together
Val raises his top hand and motions for her to come lay down too, while smiling
She turns her phone off and lays down with them, beside Vox (she still has her phone near her btww)
They all cuddle up on set before they have to start filming again, all still dressed and all the people still around them getting ready
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This was short but whatever it's 12:30pm rnn and I need sleep, random idea tho
the Vee's with an acrobatic person
summary: What the Vee's do, think, see with an acrobatic person on the V team
GN!Reader, this was thought out to be platonic
Word count: 1,162
warnings: Val, a bit suggestive (?), Val grabbing/touching you, mentions of Vals work, mostly just Val
Vox
it's definitely new. he's not used to walking into a person on the floor in a handstand and the splits, or hanging from the ceiling. you can do some interesting stuff, he's kind freaked out but finds it quite intriguing. Can get how some people are practically hypnotized by it, and that also plays in how you got in the team.
He saw one of your shows or something of you and got interested, and when he asked Velvette who you were, he found out you were quite popular, and powerful. He looked through his cameras and while he was stalking you, he found out more about you, and decided that if he could get the other Vee's on it, you could be a part of their team
when you first got used to working with the vee's it was weird, y'all are all different. Vox got used to you relatively quickly, and he would come visit you sometimes, mostly because of work and making sure you aren't doing things he doesn't want you too of course, but mostly using his cameras for that.
he probably thinks it hurts you most of the time, when you're stretching your body out and stuff, and thinks you're going to fall from the fabric you hang on. When he does think that he doesn't do anything about it, he just kind of looks away when your stretching, but if you're on the fabric he watches just to see if you fall. when and if you do fall, he will definitely laugh at you and probably won't ask if you're okay, most likely just going back to whatever he was saying after a bit.
if you walk around like on your hands and do tricks and stuff he finds it entertaining just to watch and go by, but tells you not to do it when important things are happening because of the image. mostly ignores you other than when he needs to.
Valentino
He's pretty used to it, he sees flexible people all day. Not all of them are like you though, that's why he likes you, and finds you interesting and a bit of a new thing to play with. So when he finds you doing your acrobatic stuff, he likes it and always watches it. You basically hypnotize him with it. Once he knew you a bit, he really wanted you on the team.
He was listening to Vox and Vel talking about you, and Vel showing photos of you. He wanted to be a part of this too, and see what got them so interested in someone like you. Once he saw the clips and photos he was interested too, very interested. He even asked one of his assistants to look you up to see if you have ever done something like he does, even if you haven't, he's still going to show you too it and offer you a job. he would be a fool not to try to get you in this business.
At first he was being chill about it, still talking to you and getting in your space but, not doing anything too weird, at least not for a bit. He got used to you quickly and showed you around his studio, and some of his sets. He also told you to come watch as he directed, he would keep asking you to come with him. He also wanted to show you off a bit, show how flexible and nice, and cute you are. After a while of that he asked you to go onto one of the sets, and then to work for him, and tried to persuade you that it would be good for you and the Vee's.
He finds it attractive when you stretch or hang and spin and stuff like that, and thinks you would be good on a pole... He likes watching you do your thing, sometimes filming you, but mostly just thinks that you would be a wonderful asset to his business, and to him. He really wants to get his hands on you to be honest, and he will sometimes grab you and touch your hips and stuff. If/when you get hurt or fall or something he immediately goes over to you and acts all sweet. if he's mad at you though he will just ignore you not even looking when you do something.
Likes when you walk around and do tricks, gives his day a bit of funniness in a way, and obviously he likes to show you off. He doesn't like it when you are doing something like that while he's trying to be serious. He does think you're good for his image though.
Velvette
She enjoys something new every once in a while, she likes the new thing that you bring to the group, and likes walking in on you doing your stuff, and the show you always put on. Whether you know it or not she loves that you joined the group. and is kind of hypnotized herself with it, at least she gives you more attention than the other Vee's.
When Vox asked who you were, she looked you up and was surprised at how popular you were and how good you were. And even looked you up after he told her too, also might've made a post or more about you. She also was pretty much stalking your account. When her and Vox were talking about it, she was pretty happy thinking about you joining the team.
She was used to you quicky, mostly because she's like that with really everyone. First thing she did was take you to her studio and pick you out an outfit. After that she showed you around and told you how she wanted things. She would visit you often, mostly to gossip and talk about drama and things.
She thinks what you do is actually quite impressive. She watches you from her phone, so shell look every few minutes. Most likely also taking photos of you too. She likes just seeing you do it, and it gets her views. She does think it hurts sometimes but doesn't question it. when you're hanging on the fabric she waits to hear if you fall, and when/if you do, she just looks up and if she sees that you might be hurt see might ask if she's feeling nice. If she's mad at you she won't acknowledge you at all, or will laugh at you.
If you do go walking around doing your tricks, she just films you and look at you for a second. She does like that she basically just has a way to get more likes in the moment, she doesn't mind usually, but when she wants you to not do it is mostly when she's mad and trying to be serious. Also finds it a bit funny how you just go around like that.
Extra: Velvette was designing outfits for you, but she didn't take into account that you need them to be flexible. that might be a change, but nothing she can't handle of course.
Hopefully I didn't miss anything I needed to add but tell me if I did (like tags) Also, Vel's part came to me easier than Vox or Val for some reason...
The tape 💀💀💀
Lmaooooooo 😭😭😭
Ignore the fact that I forgot to put the hearts in the smoke
Valentino tries to touch Alastor from behind then Alastor spins around and his cane hits Val right in the head
Name: Gabriela/valentina
Species: human(fromaly) sinner
Race: Brazilian, Caucasian
Age: mid 30s
Birthday: jun 1st
Zodiac: Gemini
death: shot while pregnant
Date of death: may 6th 1970
Occupation: works for Catrina, club owner(to spite Valentino and run him out of business)
Abilities: hypnotization, telepathy, teleportation, healing, regeneration, flight, sonic scream
Bio: Valentina is the ex wife of Valentino she died after accidentally being shot while she was alive and married Valentino constantly cheated on her with men, women and anyone he got his hands on even while she was pregnant which caused her to have a deep hatred which carried on after she died which caused her to make a deal with Catrina and open a club across from Valentino’s to take his spot as an overlord and run him out of business by taking his customers and employees even while doing this she still has time for her three year old daughter Eliana her pride and joy and making sure no one hurts her or her employees she may be cruel but not to hurt her employees she treats them like family providing them a place to stay and food while still paying them more then Valentino would which gives her many favors and probably get her and her daughter redeemed if she wants too
valentino doodles that went to far
ft. tiny vox
I still love this so much 😂
Best animation that gets me chuckling of 2024
Vox watching the final fight like it was a sports game was so funny, so I did something. It reminded me of a video that went viral over here (Argentina) like 10 years ago, of a fan watching a soccer match; the audio is from that video. Here's the whole thing
Hazbin Hotel x MHA
Specifically, if Touya died in the fire that caused all his burns and was sent to Hell.
He gets adopted by Vox and later by Val as well. And then, by extension, Velvette.
He switches between calling Vox, his name and Dad, and Val, his name and Papa. Vel calls him nephew all the time.
He becomes an Overlord. And runs a machinery and jewellery business that is just as popular as the rest of the Vee's (V's?) Stuff.
(My thought process was that since he has a fire quirk, he can melt stuff down, also all the staples that hold him together.)
Vox is a worry wort parent and wouldn't let Touya join in the fight against Heaven. (He also was terrified of losing him)
Angel Dust and Cherry Bomb are his ride or dies.
(As well as Denki, but that's a whole other thing to this Au that I'm not getting into. Let's focus on Touya)
All night benders and turf wars are his thing, but only if he is with friends.
Interrupts Angel's studio time a lot, "to see Val" and drag him away from his work for as long as he can so Angel gets a break for a bit.
The Actual backbone of the Vee's (V's?)
Models for Vel from time to time.
Val taught him how to manipulate smoke and uses it to decorate his coat.
He is the only one who can get Vox to update his systems before his body forces a shutdown.
Vox was forced into a shutdown once in front of Touya, and he swore never again because he felt like he had failed so badly to be a father to Touya with having been so weak infront of him. (1950's trauma, anyone?)
Smokes when he misses Val or wants to seem powerful and drinks whiskey when he misses Vox or is drinking in a professional setting.
Loves positive physical affection.
It's giving StaticMoth
Me and my friend making names out of bad words
Here’s 60’s Mindbreak Valentino! (Roleswap AU where he trades places with Husk. Only the Vees are swapped, everyone else is the same. Velvette takes Angel Dust’s role and Vox takes Niffty’s role.)
Inspired by for @redladydeath’s wonderful (and incredibly dark) RAM AU blog @randomly--accessed--memories!!!
The outfit he’s wearing was inspired by this!:
I think it’s from the 70s, if not then please tell me!
Here’s a clearer look at his outfit!:
[If you’re wondering why both of his antennas are messed up and is missing an eye, thank Alastor.]
Here’s eyepatch variants!:
(The lacy heart variants were made by Velvette and the X eye variants were made by Vaggie [she asked for sewing lessons from Velvette to make them]. The ones that look like his moth wing were traced from a screenshot.)
Finally, here’s the extras!:
“After he finished the reprogramming, Alastor used his magic to embed a single, unbreakable thread into Vox's heart as a permanent mark of ownership. Valentino and Velvette demanded that the engineering team tasked with repairing Vox remove it, but they were unable to, no matter what they tried. They were able to determine that it was purely cosmetic and wasn't affecting Vox in any way (physically or psychologically), so they had no choice but to give up and leave it be. Until the day Vox departs Hell for good, that thread remains inside his chest.”
[Quote from @redladydeath for their wonderful (and incredibly dark) RAM AU at @randomly--accessed--memories, Please check them out!!!]
Extras Below!:
I want Angel Dust's human form to be so strong. I want Anthony (Angel's real name) to terrorize all of Italy. I want him to be called the Mafia's prince, Italy's beauty. I want his name to be illegal to name your child even 10 years after his death. I wish there were so many legends about this man that no one could discern the truth from the false. I want him to be traumatized, to the point of no longer being considered a human but rather walking monster. I want his left eye to be shot by his father when he was young, to make him look even more horrifying. I want Val to shit his boots when he understands who was Angel Dust when he was human. I want him to be considered as the most powerful mafioso. I want his character to be so complex that even the overlord will have difficulties to understand everything of him.
(SPOILERS) My review on Hazbin Hotel (Episodes 1-4)
(Ps. I had early access and watched the 1st 2 episodes on the 12th and watched episodes 3 and 4 on the 18th on Prime due to my timezone or smth)
Episode 1
. I liked the songs, but there is one scene where Charlie is talking and then she immediately starts singing her I want song. I felt like there should have been a small melody that played before she started singing or something.
. I like the characters they’re fine with except Adam and Angel Dust. Adam (as many others have pointed out) is just Chaz as an angel and he’s just kinda annoying. Angel Dust is also kinda annoying makes sex jokes every 5 seconds, but he’s ok I guess.
. I liked Alastor in this episode, he was cool
. I honestly feel like Vaggie needs more screen time, cause compared to Angel Dust, she gets little screen time
Episode 2
. I liked Sir Pentious in this episode, he did great
. I liked both songs, but I feel like the song with Charlie and Sir Pentious should have just been a duet between the two instead of Angel Dust and Vaggie being in it, and personally I feel like the song should’ve been a bit longer.
. No hate to Joel Perez, but his accent keeps switching from American to Hispanic, and I honestly wish it didn’t switch like that
. I like Vox, he reminds me of Ratchet from the Robots movie ngl
. Alastor was also good in this episode
Episode 3
. Sir Pentious is good in this episode
. I enjoyed the new characters. Carmella Carmine kinda sounds like La Muerte from the book of life movie ngl imo
. I like Zestial, he’s chill
. the first song was ok, the second one was mid imo
. Alastor is also good in this one
Episode 4
. That ‘one’ scene was something else and I felt a bit at unease when watching it, ‘‘twas honestly sad
. I liked the duet between Husk and Angel Dust. Best song in the show so far only in front of the Charlie and Sir Pentious song
. Valentino’s voice keeps changing like I mentioned before
. I liked the brief Vox cameo
. Keith David’s singing as Husk is amazing
On a less serious note, Vox is an unrepentant simp and when all of Hell finds out Alastor was Eve, he is practically foaming at the mouth.
Vox, ecstatic: To think Alastor was the first woman! The mother of all humanity!
Valentino, teasing: To think Vox has a mommy kink.
Velvette, done with both of them: Says the man writing a B-movie script about Eve right now.
Eve Reincarnation!AU
*He/she/they pronouns for Eve
Eve was bored. Heaven's wonders could only entertain her for so long. And she was sick of the pity and condescension.
For all that Lucifer was damned to the hell he created for his actions, he at least had Lilith with him to bare the burden.
She was not so lucky. Adam would sooner die a second death than take accountability. And the angels regarded her alone with mixed pity and suspicion.
Adam thrived in heaven, but it stifled her like nothing else. Eternal peace was stagnant; she missed Earth and eagerly watched the planet and her descendents antics with curiosity.
It was her who first put forth the idea of reincarnation. But Sera, bewildered by her desire to leave heaven and wary of having her alive after her first fuckup (honestly, eat one fruit and they never let you forget it!), dismissed her.
It was just her luck that Adam, who ran his mouth faster than his brain could keep up, bragged about getting the Seraphim to agree to his yearly hell extermination where her request had been rejected.
And wasn't it just grand that it was supposed to be a secret? Wouldn't it be a shame for that to get out, right, Sera?
Her reincarnation request was approved. She was the first and only soul to be granted this. Per her request, heaven would be barred from viewing or interfering with her new life.
And it was wonderful! They had a new life, a new name, a new gender! And no one to hold them back and say 'remember the apple, Eve?'
Then they died. And back to heaven they went, unknowing of their past life as Eve. Until Sera accousted them before they'd even made it through the gate.
Sera conjured a glowing white apple and offered it to them. Their curiosity had followed them to this next life so they accepted and the Seraphim smiled sardonically and said, 'Welcome back Eve.'
But they. weren't. EVE! Not anymore. Or at least they were not JUST eve.
But being the only soul to reincarnate, the angels just didn't understand that. Nor would Sera care to, she allowed Adam and Eve's requests only if she could ignore the consequences.
The human who once was Eve, decided to reincarnate again. Anything to escape their dreary eternity in heaven.
And then he died. And Sera offered him the apple, said, 'Welcome back Eve' and on and on the cycle continued.
He tried to lead his next few lifetimes into sin, maybe in hell they'd get at least some of the excitement she'd loved from Earth.
She had no clue how she kept getting into heaven. Over the course of several different lives, they'd committed all sorts of sins. And yet it never stuck.
So they struck a deal, and in his next life, she finally got what she'd been craving.
Eternal Entertainment.
Welcome to hell, Alastor.
Valentino listens to f*gg*t by MSI and you can't tell me otherwise.
We need an episode exploring husk's past. I wanna know why he's an alcoholic. I think right now it's cause he hates himself after realizing how it feels to have your soul owned. Wait it'll get worse the more he sees how Val treats angel and think that's how he was god he's so jaded. OH HE'S NOT JADED HE'S DAMN WELL DEPRESSED, HOLY- sorry- SATANIC SHIT. PLEASE VIVZIE, GIVE US THE ANGST. GIVE IT. WE NEED IT.
ANGEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MEANT TO BE YOURS HAZBIN HOTEL ANIMATIC PART 2 [huskerdust]
DIE YOU BASTARD MOTH!
I'm not even past Masquerade and I'm dying for this show. The fast paced nature can make the little details harder to find and more rewarding to notice. And don't get me started with Angel Dust. Oh my god. IMO the BEST written character in the series. The way Valentino treats Angel Dust is absolutely shocking. It's a level I've never seen TV go before. The anxiety and guilt(?) in Angel's face as he talks to Val on the phone is realistic. His voice dropping into what seems to be his actual voice kills me. And then his name(?) Anthony on the paper just shows how much he's tied up in Valentino's contracts. And finally, Poison. It's fast-paced, it feels like coming down from a high, its ruthless on the pure emotion that flows through it all. Viv, Blake, and everyone there needs a raise. Bravo.
She's adorable and I love her.
You're a fucking asshole. That's all I gotta say.
I'm homosexual for this bitch.
My omnisexual is saying "you're straight now." Even though Angel is gay.
lmao it would be perfect
Vox would just probs straight up die if all electricity got turned off like depending on his battery life i give him 1 to 2 hours
Velvette would CRUMBLE like shes the social media overlord she'd either get sent into a blind rage (prob killing like minimum one person) or like she'd have a mental breakdown cause like social media is the way she has power in this case and the vees seem to have a power that all involve mind control of sorts (Vox his eye Valentino his saliva) so maybe hers is connected to social media? And taking a hit like that power wise would obviously not be great (I mean there is a third option that she'll be upset but not more butshed still go crazy cause without Vox she has to deal with Valentino)
And Valentinos an adult baby who needs Vox to take care of him... I give him 1 day max
It would be so easy to get rid of the Vee's just turn off the electricity
getting what you deserve
-the drawing belongs to me, do not repost.
As someone who is REALLY into the seven deadly sins, I originally had my doubts with the Hellaverse making the Princes of Hell positive versions of their respective sins (except for Mammon, who is the vice of Greed in its most awful glory). I mean, while the positive message and denunciation of religious madness is appreciated and needed (such as Asmodeus representing the modern, positive and non-religious meaning of lust while posing as the religious meaning of "lust"), it kind of removed something from the fact Hell is supposed to be... well Hell, a fucked up, horrible shit-hole where everything keeps going wrong for people.
But now that Hazbin Hotel is out I am at peace with this, because it was all to better make a parallel between the Princes of Hells and the Overlords. The Overlords truly depict the seven deadly sins in what they have of most horrible and evil, and thus make perfect "evil twins" to the Seven Deadly Sins demons. Valentino is the evil lust to Asmodeus positive lust ; Rosie and the cannibals are a dark reflection of Queen Bee's positive vibes ; Vox, Velvet and Alastor are all much more prideful in a negative way than Lucifer himself. In fact, the battle between Alastor and Lucifer in episode 5 truly highlights the "regular" pride of Lucifer, just misguided self-centeredness and deep confidence issues/self-loathing leading to a massive "I'm the best showman" persona ; to the arrogance of Alastor, the manipulative, ambitious demon who is obsessed with being respected and feared, and who keeps trying to take down seen "rivals" even when they are way above him. (There's a whole thing to say about Alastor being just as much of an "attention-whore" than Vox, but in a different - more intelligent and reserved way, like how he was clearly annoyed by Carmilla shooting down any talk about his mysterious disappearance)
This truly drives well the point that the real evil in the world of the Hellaverse comes from humans and humanity, by showing how the "fallen angel" demons are roughly positive, just not conforming Heaven's strict rules ; but the Overlords are truly depraved and vicious. Thus, in a twist, these over-powered Sinners are better at depicting the cardinal vices than the Seven Princes of Hell themselves.
Except for Mammon of course, 'cause nobody can top him as the greediest bastard.
I keep seeing people happy about the whole Valentino and Vox thing. Which. K. Whatever.
But like I thought we had all collectively agreed that we want Val to die horribly and never be happy
I think ep 4 is actually my favourite so far. It made me cry, it filled me with the urge to commit murder, it made me happy, it has the best song, the found family is family-ing and the whole Angel and Husk thing. It has it all.
Genderbent VoxVal!💕💕
I find the difference between my fem!Vox and fem!Val design to be hilarious. Valentina’s a drama queen if there ever was one ;)
Currently writing some fem!Voxval smut too👀 Let’s just hope I can bring myself to finish it.