Your Curated Tumblr Experience Awaits!
Tumblr Is A Hellhole - Blog Posts
Hi! We're introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They're a steal at $7.99—that's cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog on web only (for now). Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Get yours here!
Beautiful Beautiful Tags
do you have a favourite cool bug? can you share any pictures?
I really like the one that's fucking up the tags right now
Like this. Its such a funny bug
me scrolling through hundreds of doctor who and teen wolf gifsets on the dash
Sounds like Pacific Rim plot, y'all
Guillermo del Toro, I always appreciated your monsterfucker insights, but now you reached the highest level of respect I ever gave anyone
People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me
calling tumblr 'tumblr dot com' is the equivalent of a parent calling their child by their full name when theyre angry
Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.
I was trying to explain tumblr to someone who had never used it before and she said “So what do people post there? Videos, like on tiktok?” and it took all my self control not to say “Mostly we just post bullshit.”
Pretending to be a smartphone for kicks is peak tumblr experience
Why is tumblr so weird?
And I am not talking about the content on this website… I am talking about the website itself, like from a technical standpoint…
for example: the Create Post window looks like this:
but when you zoom in 200% with your browser it suddenly changes to this?
and this window doesn’t just look different, it is miles ahead of the other one in every single way, for example this his the build in text editor:
yeah, you can change color and font without doing any HTML bullshit…
And the wildest thing… you’re not limited to one kind of post with this create post window…
You want to create a hybrid post that has pictures, text, a video and music? you can just do that no problem…
