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Period Cramps - Blog Posts
Hol’ up, currently projecting my period cramps onto starscream
i don't know what i was thinking when i decided to study journalism
(i'm exaggerating)
(actually i like what i study, i just like to complain)
(plus i'm CRAMPS)
(i want to be in my bed, but i have to study)
Life really does kick you when your down. I recovering from a week long flu and was finally feeling better then nature decides to peek it's head in and now I'm rolling around in my bed from the most ungodly cramps and no ibuprofen.
Its like I ate tocobell and really have to shit but I'm constipated at the same time and it's ripping the fabric of space and time inside me.
I just got hit by the most universe starting cramps. I'm on the floor, writing my will, vomit pooling on the floor beside me. This is it. This is the end. Tell my cat I love her.
Don’t you love it when men compare something both genders go through to something a man will never experience? I have done this can confirm cramps are so much worse
I feel sluggish and I have work this morning, my legs feel like jelly, my abdomen is giving me cramps and its a crime scene between my legs…
THANK GOD I AM NOT PREGNANT 😭👍
Heated blankets are a miracle if you're on your period and all sore for no reason
Hey does anyone ever wonder if menstrual cramps are your uterus punishing you for wasting all the eggs it prepared for your bone existent baby?
Like bitch…I did ALL this work…for nothing??? PAIN!!! PAIN FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!!
And your like wow thanks f me for not being pregnant I guess I hate you too
I hate cramps
I hate and love being a woman at the same time. Do I get to dress all girly and pretty? Yes. Do I have pains in my uterus and breasts? Also yes. Girlhood is pretty painful.
Being a woman means that you have atleast one position that you have to do to help with Cramps
I don’t make the rules
Looking at my own oc being evil and mean like i didnt create/control him that way
Get my period cramps you loser DIE DIE DIE DIE
Obey me Brothers + Diavolo and Barbatos with Period cramp simulator because if i have to suffer they do too
fm!mc (Gender neutral pronouns) and Transmasc!Barbatos
Mc is currently on their period and experiencing bad cramps. The brothers think theyre overreacting (female angels dont get periods due to them not reproducing) so Barbatos and MC make them go through a Cramp simulator.
Lucifer
At first he was fine. He keeps a stone face but after lvl 5 he starts to suffer. Once he gets to 8 he says that he understands and that they could stop. He was definitely cursing his father out that night.
Mammon
Bold of you to assume that he wouldnt believe you, but he did it. Not even lvl 3 he was begging for it to stop. You now owe Barbatos 100 grimm.
Leviathan
He refused to do it. Hes on the internet of course hes seen videos about people doing these simulators. So he used the excuse of "they did it for me im ok"
Satan
While he read about it he didnt know they were super painfull. At lvl 4 he started suffering. But above lvl 6 he had punched the wall and ripped the simulator off. Hes never doing that again and never going to question anything about your period again.
Asmo
Again, bold of you to assume he would question your pain But he decides to participate. He was ok up to level two, then at three he had you take it off and he apologized for the pain you experience once a month.
Beel
He remembers Barbatos complaining about how bad his cramps used to be and that he was glad he doesnt get them anymore so he was curious to see what his boyfriend goes through. And oh was it bad he was able to hold out through all 10 levels but he immediately gave Barbatos cuddles and kisses after.
Belphie
He didnt get to try it because he was asleep the whole time.
Diavolo
Thought it would be fun. Very quickly retracted that statement after level 6. Lucifer decided to stand next to him and his hand was being death gripped by level 9. You told him that he could stop but Diavolo needed to prove he could handle it. As soon as Barbatos pressed the up level. The chair that Diavolo was sitting in had lost its arm. Thankfully Barbatos turned it off immediately so Lucifer couldnt get injured in the process but Diavolo was definitely getting cuddles afterwards.
Barbatos
Stoned face. The whole time he was stoned face. He made a face of uncomfort after 6 but still stayed the same. As said he did experience period cramps so he was acting as a mediator for what was and wasnt painful. Though he doesn't remember much before he transitioned he remembers those dreaded cramps and this reminded him why he is glad to never experience them again.