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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 23
Stellan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Elzar: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Stellan: Yes!
Avar: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Avar: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Stellan: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or reading if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Elzar: Self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Avar: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
Avar: *accidently hits her head*
Stellan, rushing over: I got an ice pack from the freezer.
Elzar, next to him: I helped, are you alright
Avar: Why do you have chocolate on your face?
Elzar: The Ice Pack was under a pie.
Avar: So you ate your way to it?
Elzar: I made a judgment call, Stellan was a coward. You weren’t there.