Monty Python And The Holy Grail - Blog Posts

*Gasp!* A Monty Python reference? In this day and age? Why, it must be the coming of destiny!

*Goes and stares at a pond for an hour to think about life*

It turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is actually a great basis for a system of government.

Jango: I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was Mand’alor just because some aruetii had lobbed a beskad at me they’d put me away!

Satine: Shut up! Will you shut up!

Jango: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Satine: Shut up!

Jango: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!

Several years later…

Jango: -and that was how I lost my Mandalorian citizenship. 

Boba: wtf dad.

Lol 😝

Write in the tags that movie you’ve seen so many times over so many years that even though you haven’t seen it in a bit, you can still recite every line as it happens

hello my lovelies! i’ve been desperately wanting to write as of late but i have no ideas rlly, so if anyone has any suggestions for fanfic ideas for me to write, plz let me know!

i usually focus on the lost boys (1987), but here’s some other stuff i’m willing to write about- though keep in mind it may not be as good as any lost boys works as i know that fandom better! also, below the cut are what to expect from my work and whatnot

fandoms:

the lord of the rings (plus any similar works, the hobbit, the silmarillion, etc)

gravity falls

my bloody valentine (1981)

twin peaks (may likely be god awful so my apologies)

over the garden wall

the spirit bares it’s teeth

mystery men (1999)

monty python and the holy grail

seinfeld (may not be great cuz i’m not too funny)

what to expect:

i am willing to write adult content, however i’m not very familiar in anatomy and whatnot so my apologies but it will not be perfect

if adult content is desired, please note that i won’t write incest, stalker type stuff, etc. i may also turn down requests that include abusive behavior but that may depend on a case by case basis (ex. twin peaks with leo being mean to shelly, however i want a happy ending if you don’t mind). you do you but personally i don’t want to write those things

similarly, i am biased so for example for the lost boys i likely wont have max be a good guy if you get my gist and i definitely will not make the lost boys bad guy, they are angels and i love them

tbh i would prefer it if there was some queer characters but you know

i procrastinate a lot and get distracted a lot so my work may take a while to complete, but if i’m really excited about the story it will likely be finished sooner

honestly i’m good with pretty much anything, but there may be some things i may turn down but we shall see

i guess just dm me if you have any suggestions (or put it in the comments, but if you want more details than maybe dm me ?). and if you want examples of how i write than i have some stuff on my account, along with my fanfic i posted on ao3 (@WoodlandStars13)

anyways, i hope you have a lovely rest of your day! make sure to drink some water and take care of yourself :)

*Sips Vodka.* Ah, These Cosplayers truly are Men of Culture.