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Black Card: _____ that's how I want to die
Tony: Alcoholism
Steve: Doing the right thing
Peter: Vigilante justice
Natasha: Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god
Bruce: Science
Clint: The biggest blackest dick
Thor: Powerful thighs
Harley: Poor life choices
Scott: A fully dressed female video game character
Shuri: The entire internet
Hope: Multiple stab wounds
Bucky: The Great Depression
Sam: A perfectly cylindrical vagina
T'challa: Depression
Pepper: Dying
Rhodey: Being black
Wanda: Being a motherfucking sorcerer
Loki as Czar: '...Being a motherfucking sorcerer, that's how I want to die.'... Preach.
Bucky: I only just met Peter but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone here and hunt down whoever did it brutally and efficiently
“What do you know about infectious diseases?” -teacher
“They spread” -person
“Does that make sluts diseases?” -me
tried to tell my friends that they were so good at drawing and just said "you guys are so drawing." on accident.