Bastardcore - Blog Posts

Sometimes I take a shot at trying to be sarcastic but I say weird things all the time anyway so no one knows that I'm not being serious

I bring a sort of 'I was dead this whole time' vibe that people who didn't know they were in a horror movie don't really appreciate

I feel like a fem queen (threat)

The only acceptable way ai voices should be used is to make SpongeBob characters sing rap songs

if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.

It's not fair that in some other universe I could've been some weird creature. Why can't I be an eldritch monstrosity that lives deep in the woods??? Instead I have to do math and learn to pay taxes!?!???

reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment

today has been a fucking day yall

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

mlm??????????wlw?????????????????

wheres my fücking mla̫̺͒͐̒͜, me loves a̷̢͌l̶̢͇̒́̑c̸̣͖̹̀̀̚i̶̡͑̅͋e̴͉̮̓͝n̵̼̘̒̚͘͝t̴̘̜̥͔̍́͊̂ ̸̼͕̮̙͝e̴̥̫͇͆v̸͖̬̮̉̉͂ī̴̘̯̌̎̂ļ̶̱̘̩̑̓͛͠ ̶̢̦͓̾͒̉̏e̴̛̹l̵̢̖̠͑̈͌̿͜d̶̠͙̦͍͂r̷͈̟̙̿͝ȋ̵̜͓̾͝t̶̪͔͇̞͠c̴̯̅̿͊͝ẖ̸̰̳̮̓ ̷̢̢͍̠̓́͛͝b̶̙͖͒̋͊e̷̘͍͂͐i̷̗̾̓̆n̶̢̛͔̰̟͠g̵̤͙͎̀̈ ̴͔͆̋͒w̵̟̽ḫ̴̠́̎̈̕o̸̳̞̻͛͛̒̆ͅ ̸̠́̚w̵̻̙̘̄à̶͍́͝ͅṅ̶̬̠̏̓͑d̷͍̤̓̈́͝ė̷̟͂r̷̫̬̈́̌̃s̵͍͉̙͓͌͊̽̇ ̶̢̰̊͌͝d̷͉͓͖͂e̷͖̙̜͙̎͆̀e̶̘̥͔̿̀p̶̻͔͉͗̇̾͐͜ ̶̟̑̾͐i̴̧̟̖̿n̴̑͐̈́ͅ ̶̢̜͑͆̈́̓f̵̼̒͌o̴̢̢̗̘͋ṟ̴̙̓́͝ẻ̷̲̔̃s̵̝̐̾͐ṫ̶̥s̴͕̈́̑̀ͅ ̸͓͑ă̶̗̔͒̚ņ̴̮͋d̸̯͘ ̵̖͝b̴̳̟̒̾o̶͙̮͊̐̽g̸͕̭͖̩͗ş̷̱̻̪̏͐

Call out to my *unhealthy and worse than my actual problems* coping mechanism! It's mental breakdown time again

hello everyone i hope all of you are ok right now with everything going on, i hope all of you stay safe and well i love you all (unless you’re right-wing in which case fuck you, pretty much anyone with a good soul! <3) if you need a place to just relax and forget everything for a bit scroll past my most recent posts and read those! i enjoy making people happy and i hope my posts can make you forget all the bad things in the world, even if just for a moment. please take care of yourselves i may not have met you but i love all you beautiful creatures and cryptids!!!!! i will be going back to my usual posts tomorrow but I’ll pin this one (if i can figure out how that is) anyways have a beautiful day/afternoon/evening/night 💖

I think I’m gonna start gaslighting people into thinking I’m a figment of their imagination then just disappear into the woods never to be seen again

I’m gonna start getting peoples numbers only for the purpose of taking random pictures of them and sending them to their phones they could be shitting they could be fucking they could be in the safety of their home, I don’t care I’m getting that picture and it IS going to be sent to them.

actual conversation i had with my mom

mom: do you need any help wrapping your present?

me: yes every time i try to wrap a present-

mom: an angel gets its wings? :)

me: no, another person goes to hell

mom: >:O 

hello everyone, god has tried to kill me once again, but as everyone knows dumbasses can’t die

after all this time... I’m still a piece of shit

i want to like be like the dinosaurs; extinct and if revived a terror to the world

that’s it, i’ve decided to travel through time and space out of pure unbridled rage

stuff i did as a child

- ate dirt

- ate a four leaf clover so i would always be lucky

- made at least 1 blood oath

- ate wild blackberries and honeysuckle

- set things on fire

- ate all the marshmallows out of a giant box of lucky charms

- catch lizards

- rolled in mud

- ate a moss ball for a dollar

- study pokemon religiously

- ate a lot of weird shit for money

- threw worms at strangers

- run on all fours

I’m feeling very arson-y right now

i’ve decided that instead of being a functional member of society, i will become mothmans’ wife and live in the forest

at this point i don’t even have to wake up to choose violence

for my birthday i wish to become a fearless commie warrior and overthrow capitalism

“i am going to commit arson, once i escape from these mortal chains, eeeeeeeeeee!” - Elmo

mentally, i am here

i have the sudden urge to put beans in peoples shoes

oh to be a frog in a bog

i want to be reincarnated as a goose to bite small children

i’m this close to committing warcrimes

i really just wanna be a goose and hiss at people and bite small children