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AI HOSHINO REBORN!?🫵😲
24 Hr Adopt Auction Ahoy!!!
This Tall Synthwave Themed Gal could be yours! 👀✨
my asexuality is best described as the minecraft 1.17 update
“caves and cliffs” but without the caves and cliffs
people liked my post?!?! w h a t ? ! ? !
um anyways here is gay robber with a walking hellspawn grape (im going to hell)
and yes, her name is yoki-chan
me, looking at the villain who has gay vibes and the robot they made, both drawn by a queer animator: You’re telling me a queer coded this?
Remember this little shit that killed DogDay
I want to turn this idiot form baba chops into lamb chops
Someone wanna trade corpses with me?
“You are a little soul carrying around a corpse.”
— Epictetus
Never run with Bagpipes.
You might get kilt.
“Shorts”
Ethan suffers with their minds ☠️
Also, introduction to more characters! From left to right, Hiélo Garoh, Behati Nearu, and Yuno Nearu. In a real-life situation, they wouldn't stay in the same place friendly. Behati would try to kill Hiélo ❤️
If the letters are too small, just click on the image and zoom it!
And in case you didn't get it, Hiélo understood short = height, Behati understood short = shot (arrow) and Yuno understood short = shot (drink). Yuno thinks shot means beer because he read it in an HQ and interpreted it wrong.
It's a talking coin.
Sounds interesting, right?
Well, it's a tiny, tiny copper piece, much smaller than a modern penny, and it only says one thing, over and over.
"I am groat."
Last one! For now lol this was so much fun to do
I have been a menace to people in the comments of this TT so here you go. For context, I am an afab trans guy.
It's always fun trolling ppl who take a BS comment seriously lol
Like seriously, so fun
I now identify as Captain Boomerang
Okay these are others taking the joke as it is lol
Cole, you gaynius👌
Jay: So, let me get this straight-
Kai: More like let me run this bi you.
Nya: Let's just see how it pans out.
Zane: Don't worry, we'll ace this situation.
Cole: I'm gay.
Mammon to Barbatos, seconds before being stabbed with a butter knife: "What? Are ya gonna stab me with that butter knife?"
fact or crap zoomer edition: fax or cap
Böööö 😰🥶😬
💫God loves some of his servants very much💫 🫣
you know that part of the movie, The Princess Bride when they’re going through the fire swamp and as soon Westley stops carrying Buttercup and she starts walking on her own, she immediately falls through the quicksand stuff? That is an exact representation of my life every time I attempt to get out of bed in the morning
Last night the police arrested a poster ad agency model near my house.
They told us that he was a Russian im-poster.
A bug gets inside my ear
My mother (when I put a q tip inside my ear):- what are u doing???
Me:- I am debugging myself mom.
For those who don't understand the joke.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
I am going to start sayin that my life is a meme instead of my life is a joke.
Remember how Mark ruffalo stuck a poker card in Jesse’s pockets. In that situation how the fuck did he keep it l. I would probably throw it away. How the fuck do u check the pockets so much?
Do u ever just like phase out and like lay there doing nothing thinking about how did someone designed spoons
No one owns the copyright to ur brain.
When I get older with lots of money I want to build a house with the shape of a pineapple and I want to build huge trees which trace out the letter 'c'
And I am going to call myself spongebob