My Favourites - South Park

Jimmy and Timmy Headcanons (platonic)

- Absolute BFF's and would do anything for each other.

- Sometimes Jimmy's arms hurt from wearing his crutches for so long so when this happens, Timmy lets him sit on his lap and that's how they travel for a while.

- They also do this when they're bored and want to have fun. Except this is usually done speeding down a hill of a not so busy street.

- They tell each other EVERYTHING.

- They're not scared to tell the other when they are going too far with something or when they are being mean.

- Whenever Timmy is upset, Jimmy tells him his best handicapped jokes, constantly hugs him, and reminds him that he's the best friend ever and that problems only come to angels like him to prove that consequences will hit hard if he were to change.

- When Jimmy is upset, Timmy has him lay his head on his lap so he can soothingly massage it as he tells him that if he can overcome the challenge of being handicapped for the rest of his life, he can take on this little thing that won't be a problem in a week. He then puts on Jimmy's favourite movie and gets ice cream and chips.

- They have both agreed to be each other's best man at their weddings no matter how far into the future they may be.

- Although it can prove troublesome, Timmy really likes that only Jimmy can understand him because it's like they somehow have their own super secret language despite them both speaking English.

- Also, he's thankful that it's Jimmy of all people because he knows he understands him on a personal level.

- Jimmy likes it too, but he wishes that other people could be lucky enough to understand what this perfect boi is saying. Especially when Timmy cracks a really funny joke or says something really sincere.

- Jimmy thinks it's funny and convenient that their names are literally only one letter off from being the same when they are besties and both very handicapped.

- Jimmy's parents were going to install a thick carpet for their living room but Jimmy asked them not to because he didn't want to potentially make moving harder for Timmy when he came over.

- They both sleep in bedrooms on the first floor of their houses which makes sleepovers even more fun and convenient because they could chill in the living room or kitchen and then go to their room right after without having to worry about potentially waking up their parents by walking up and down creaky stairs.

- Their parents consider both of them as family since they are always at each other's houses and they just love them both to pieces. Also, they celebrate Christmas and Halloween together.

- They always do group costumes. One year for Halloween, Timmy couldn't afford a costume due to his parents having paid to get his wheelchair fixed up a bit. So after he sadly told Jimmy, Jimmy showed up to his house the next day with a yellow hat and a white hat, along with long sheets of nutrition facts for mustard and ketchup, stating that they could just wear what they usually do with these things and be condiments that year.

Okay so I was taking a shower and I was listening to music like the cool cat that I am when “Time In A Bottle” by Jim Croce came on and immediately, my brain was like “what if you just started thinking of Kagaya and Amane from Demon Slayer?” and so I did and now I’m feeling really sad because it’s too real like they really didn’t have enough time with each other or with their kids and they were way too young to go the way they did.

Excuse me while I go cry for a bit

Present Mic Headcanon

Whenever Present Mic is seen using a microphone of any sort, the mic is never turned on. It’s just him being his usual loud self. He only holds a mic to make himself feel more like a radio host/MC, despite it never being used. If he did use it, everyone would probably go deaf within minutes.

One time, without realizing it, his finger pressed the ‘on’ button on the microphone during an assembly and now everyone is still recovering from the earaches and migraines. He felt soooooo bad once he realized what happened and with the help from his tired and angry bf, he gained back his privilege to hold it as long as he properly checks where his fingers are going.

Clyde: Dude.

Craig: What?

Clyde: Duuuude!

Craig: What!?

Clyde: Kenny smiled at me today!

Craig: Okay...?

Clyde: No, you don't understand! Kenny smiled at me! He took off his hood just to do that!

Clyde: Does that mean we're getting married or...?

Craig: No, it means you have a crush on Kenny and need to ask him out before you have too many dreams of getting married to him that you're convinced you're engaged.

Clyde:

Craig:

Clyde: So, I shouldn't be planning our wedding?

Craig, sighing: No, you shouldn't.

- Right after Akaashi's first practice at Fukurodani -

Bokuto: I can’t wait to practice with you again! You’re really good! I just know you’ll fit in with our tight-knit family no sweat!

Akaashi: Thank you. Have a good night.

Bokuto: You have an even better night!

*Once Akaashi leaves*

Bokuto, turning to his team and pacing like a drill sergeant: Alright, listen up you fucks. Akaashi is off limits, do you hear me? He is mine! Now, I think I’m a pretty reasonable guy, but if I find out that even one of you makes an advance on him, I will personally-

Akaashi, walking back in: I’m sorry, I think I left my bag in here.

Bokuto: No worries! *grabs Akaashi’s bag and hands it to him* There you go!

Akaashi: Thank you. *leaves again*

Bokuto: As I was saying before that sweet angel came in- I will personally DESTROY you and make your death as slow and painful as I possibly can! Is that understood!?

The rest of the team: *nods*

Bokuto, cheerfully: Great! Have a good night and I’ll see you guys tomorrow!

Me and @madison-is-a-small-baby agreed to write a stupid story with a time limit of 5 mins to complete it. It’s supposed to be whatever comes to our minds and this is the result. Beware and enjoy :)

You walked down the street and saw a man with a fish. The man said, “want a fish?” You said no. He wasn’t pleased. He pulled out a watch and wiped away a tear. He said, “I remember my dad had a watch.” You nodded but didn’t care so you walked away. You continued on your journey until you found the same man in a cop car. You were confused. Even more so when he looked at you and pulled out his watch again. The sirens started blaring and you started running but he hit you with the fish so you fell. He got out of the car and walked over to you and crouched down to your level. “Do you believe me now?” You shook your head in honesty but he wasn’t okay with that. “You liar!” He screamed about his dog being brown and called you racist and took you to jail. In your cell, you woke up to find your potatoes had a footstep in them. You recognized the foot size immediately and turned to find the man sitting on the toilet. “You come here often? He asked standing up. You say “no you just arrested me.” He laughed. “No, I didn’t I’m a convict. Man, you should stop taking those m&ms for pain relief.” Your head started spinning from all of the confusion and you flew away.

The end.

Someone: …“The Beatles”

Me:

The difficulties of languages

Mina, looking in the fridge: Hey, does anyone know where all the cheese went? I need it for lunch.

Uraraka: Uh... no, I thought there was a ton of it in there last night.

Mina: That’s what I thought but there’s nothing here!

Uraraka: That doesn’t make any sense. I remember putting it away.

Mina: Let’s ask someone. Yo, Aoyama! Have you seen the cheese?

Aoyama, quickly shifting a box full of cheese so it’s behind his back: Non, pourquoi?

Mina: No thanks, I want grilled cheese right now. I’ll try your fancy pork some other time.

Aoyama:

Mina:

Aoyama: I said ‘pourquoi’.

Mina: And I said ‘no thanks’.

Uraraka: No, he’s asking you why-

Mina: Because I don’t want it.

Either you already did or you do now

I can't be the only one who hears the ice cream truck song playing and immediately thinks of Wakko Warner singing about the 50 states of America and their capitols

Chaotix Headcanon

When Charmy has a nightmare, he goes to the other members of the Chaotix for comfort

Here's how I think it would go down with each member:

Vector: When Charmy comes to him in the middle of the night due to a nightmare, he doesn't act as much as the others. Instead, he immediately moves over to let him crawl into bed with him and they fall asleep with him holding him protectively and whispering assurances to help him fall asleep. He waits until morning to ask about the nightmare because he doesn't want to scare him into not sleeping. (Also, seeing him cry breaks him so he does it for himself too) This talk in the morning usually leads to the whole gang ordering pizza and watching movies all day.

Espio: When Charmy comes to him from a nightmare, he initially takes the whole 'it's not real so it can't hurt you' route as he doesn't really know what to do and doesn't want to deal with it, especially if others are around. But when Charmy says it's about his family, death, or abandonment, he will take him back to his room to sit on the bed with him and will explain how the dream is illogical because none of them will ever leave him because he's valuable to their team and their family. He will then either read some stories with Charmy or on the rarer and more severe occasion, he will sing a few lullabies he remembers from his youth. He also always stays in the room with him until he wakes up to watch over him just in case he has another nightmare.

Knuckles: When he was still with them and Charmy would go to him, he would say the same thing as Espio and tell him that they couldn't hurt him. He also assured him that they were just fears and all he had to do was pummel them into submission by realizing it wasn't real and wouldn't happen. Especially if Charmy was scared they were going to abandon him because he could be annoying sometimes. He also assured him that if the physical ones were real and got in the house, they wouldn't there be for long because he would get rid of it before it was able to get him. After their talk, he would follow him to his room to get his pillow and blanket and they would sleep on the couches because he felt that it was more efficient to get over a fear by sleeping in an open room where more things could get you, instead of a safe bedroom.

Ray: On the rare occasions Charmy comes to him, he will immediately panic because he is never prepared for it. Ever. After the initial scare is done, he will give him a hug and tells Charmy to think of something that makes him happy. If Charmy says he's too scared think of anything, he tells him that whenever he feels scared, he thinks about Mighty and how confident and loved he makes him feel, along with the adventures they've been on together. It ends up turning into a Q&A about their friendship and Charmy feels all warm and fuzzy on the inside, both from hearing the stories and getting lost in the familiar happiness of his own memories of his friends. But no matter how good Charmy feels, Ray always insists that Charmy spends the night because he knows that when he has a nightmare, the last thing he wants is to be alone.

Mighty: When Charmy comes to him after being scared by a bad dream, he is always ready to help out. He will take him back to his room to get his shoes before taking him outside. He tells him that whenever he feels uneasy or bad, walking outside helps clear his mind. They walk around for a bit and he never lets go of his hand to let him know he isn't going anywhere. He takes him to different places he's been during his travels that have such pretty views and just look breathtaking in general. He tells him about the coolest and weirdest things he's encountered on his travels to make Charmy hyped and laugh. Then he tells him about the scariest thing he's ever seen and his greatest fear and says that it's okay to be afraid of things and that even people with incredible strength can get really scared of the littlest things. They go to a fast food restaurant and he buys them food to take with them and they continue to walk. Eventually, they head back and they watch Charmy's favourite cartoons until they fall asleep on the couch.