Alastor Hazbin Hotel - Blog Posts

Ok Alastor, you don't need to go that far!! Those dogs just want to play with you not bite you!! So please stop taking the gun every time you see them!!

Some thoughts about Alastor's mom that me and my friends were brain rotting these days. Also some human kid Alastor too, I can't decide between wavy Alastor or curly Alastor, I think he looks cute with both ;w;

Pulling all the strings.

Alastor and his girlies 💕

Alastor x modern day reader

summary: reader who has a phone and uses it. what Alastor is like if he knew someone who has a phone.

word count: 814

You decided to go the hotel for who knows what, weirdly you took attachment to Alastor. He took a while to get used to you on the other hand. He didn't understand why you were obsessed with that—box of noise and all that, of course he was playing dumb, he knows it's a phone.

you don't know why you were attached to him, maybe his style, how he acted, who knows really. He does know why he is interested in you though! He finds it interesting what people of todays time are like of course

he's met with other sinners of more recent times, but never had one at his disposal, right at the hotel. So he finds it fun to check in on you at times, aka coming up behind you randomly. He has asked about the phone you have, and you did explain a bit to him. Why people use them, what makes them so fun, how they work, all that jazz. He did ask if you could play jazz, but said it could never compare to real jazz on the radio.

Always just comes to check what you're doing on it, sometimes even stays in the room to read or do something else. Not if you're playing videos or music, because usually those are inappropriate and not his style at all. You try not to torture him too much.. try

If y'all are even more involved with one another, he starts to question about how much you're on that thing. He asked you one time and you had to check the settings, let's just say it's been more than you think. He kept asking you that, so now you just have it where you can see it easier on your home screen.

He sets a time limit for you, and you have to follow it. If you don't he will break your phone, he's done it to Angel before. You have a time limit of 5-6 hours a day, he would like it to be 4 but, you argued it wasn't enough and he accepted it. He often tells you to read a book.

it also cannot take up too much of your attention, if he's talking to you, he expects you to look at him, at least acknowledge him. probably the same reason he broke Angels phone if you don't he'll most likely just hit it out of your hands or, if he's feeling nice, call you out on it. Then maybe if you still don't listen he'll break it or something of the sorts.

He won't ever, ever, buy a phone or use one, or any technology. He will let you take photos he's in the background of, don't post them though. He's always static-y in them anyways, he can't allow himself to be seen like that, as if he wants to be. But that's only if you're really fond of him, and he finds you acceptable. He will not at all let people he doesn't like take any kind of photo of him. He also prefers those old cameras and stuff like that

He will not touch it at all with his hands or his own body. Do not even try to get him to, he's very persistent about it. But will always make sure the camera isn't facing toward him if possible, and for your safety, and the hotels, pointed away from everything/everyone. So put it in your pocket or something so nothing can be seen.

Often thinks that Vox is listening and can just come into the hotel out of your phone, using his magical teleporting powers (he didn't word it like that lmao) and reminds you of this fact, telling you about it, do you ever really listen? no, you still don't care.

He asked if you bought it from Vox (Voxtech) and if you've ever meant him. so basically he skeptical of Vox, and if Vox does ever try and do something like that, he'll just gloat to you about how he was right. That fuels his pride

To get this a bit straight, he's not scared of Vox. He just kinda thinks it's annoying, because if Vox does try and of something he'll have to deal with it. And while sometimes it can be quite fun to mess with him, other times he has work he needs to get done. If Vox does ever try something he'll be able to handle it

so inclusion, he's interested, entertained and skeptical of it a bit. If y'all are close he will make sure you're not always on the thing, and he will break it/get it out of your hands when needed; he isn't interested in doing anything with one of course, but he doesn't mind you using it. as long as he still gets the attention he wants. and also he thinks vox is annoying.

⟪First post!!!⟫ (kinda)

somehow I made this more about Vox then I was going to lmao, I still like it. also this seems like more then 814 words but whatever

They would

‘Lil dance 💃 🕺

I drew Vox… so I had to

who should I draw next

for @morningstarwrites

First time drawing a kiss. Happy about how it turned out.

They needed a photo of everyone in management and Charlie insisted happy photos (neither has any idea what this hand gesture means)

(((Super quick brain rot drawing you can tell how out of practice I am someone pls redraw 😩🙏))) (you can see how much easier I find it to draw Alastor too)

CHARLIE HAS HOOVES :O

I’ve been in the fandom since the pilot so might have missed this if it’s old news but her feet!!

+ bonus screenshots

Alastor and the leash comment +rambling

If Alastor really is on a physical leash like husk meant his soul belonged to someone else, it must be the ultimate pain for him. He’s a complete control freak I can’t imagine his dynamic with them. Since lucifer is a man and Al seems to interact better with women especially mothers would he still be as angry at Lilith if she owned his soul? As disrespectful? So weird. How would they interact?

I have a theory that I haven’t seen elsewhere either, that maybe Alastor made a deal with a demon during his life on earth that helped his serial murder somehow or his mother. If this deal involves his soul and he came down to hell to meet the demon maybe he’d still be owned by them and maybe that deal was with Lilith/Lucifer/Roo .

l’ve been wondering if his dad is in hell also. I imagine Alastor would kill him again. Are a lot of the people he killed in hell too? That’s kind of awkward.

finally something a bit lighter:

Just saw an edit of Lilith, lucifer and alastor on a leash and it got me thinking how FUNNY and interesting it would be for Lucifer to use his power to save Alastor from her (or any situation like the extermination) because of how important he is to Charlie. Like he would not accept anyone’s help saving him he’d be so pissed at lucifer but also owe him his afterlife.

You're nothing without me : Akira VS Akechi cover but with StaticRadio

guys you HAVE to here me out. please.

like when he called Mimzy sweetheart?! WHY ISNT HE CALLING ME THAT☹️

Vox realizing that Alastor abandoned him be like:

Imagine being short— *cough, cough* what??

"... Show a little more respect to those of fairer means."

Part 3 of my Hazbin Hotel serie

I’m trying to do a hyper real edit of the Stayed Gone video. If folks like it, maybe I’ll do the whole thing!

Here's the long awaited equal opportunity killer ALASTOR!!! 🖤💚❤️💛

Y'all don't mind if this becomes a hazbin hotel blog real quick do ya cause I have a new obsession

Deer Daddy step on me

THATS MY HUSBAND RIGHT THERE

Come here, darling… and let daddy show you how it’s done.

Angel Dust: Man, blowjobs sure are a mouthful.

Cherri Bomb: That pun was hard for me to swallow.

Sir Pentious: Uh....penis.

Angel Dust: Thanks for your contribution.

The one who has alastor on a leash is his barber and he's scared he's gonna get a haircut worse than that fuckass bob if he slips up on the deal

Hazbin Hotel characters in my style!

YIPPEE IT'S ALASTOR THE GOOFY RADIO DEMON DEER. He looks like he wants to eat someone…

(I drew this on my Math hw 😔 sorry not sorry math teacher)

Tell me which one I should draw next (meanwhile nobody does that so I just draw randomly)

My interpretation of Alastor for fun

I don't like alastor anymore

Alastor: This water is VEGAN?! *spits it out (onto Vaggie)*

Alastor: Husker, my good fellow! Bring me some meat water!

Husk, at the bar: *Pours a glass of hot dog water and throws in a slice of deli ham as garnish*

Alastor, sips it: Ahhh, refreshing.