I Would Personally Copy Paste Every Chapter Of Every Fic I Have Written Onto This Tumblr Account But

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

Oh my god. oh my god the gay angel went to superheaven

I hope someone writes a fic where Dionysus and Percy pretend to be father and son to get away with stupid shit

You’ll never fucking guess what,

It’s always “Carmen’s not gay! She doesn’t kiss girls!!”

but never Julia

so.

i found this.

W I G G L Y

his best quality: his wiggles

crowley was right. i hate the tragedies.

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🕯 get well soon ao3 🕯

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Zack and Ivy take it upon themselves to teach Carmen every single reference they know but she Always Gets Them Wrong.

“Road work ahead? It better.” “So I’m sitting there, ketchup on my shoes,” “oh my god they were schoolmates…”

And it drives the siblings INSANE. They swear she’s messing with them but she always looks so genuine.

Until one day. Carmen said another slightly off quote over the coms. And Player “carmen i swear if you’re pulling that SAME PRANK—” And that’s how they realize she’s been gaslighting them into thinking that she didn’t know all those quotes.