I’ll gladly take a glass!
here, have some:
List 5 things that make you happy, then send this to the askbox of the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers!
Ooooo! Hi 👋🏼😊 I’m really interested and excited to learn more about all friends/Tumblr mutuals.
1) My pets. I have a cat and a dog that I would died for (plus animals in general).
2) Baking is my true love. I grew up baking in the kitchen: cookies, brownies, or family birthday cakes. I do plan on working in a bakery and I recently graduated with a Degree in Baking and Pastry Arts.
3) BOOKS! I’m a slut for physical books. Whether it’s romance, mystery, true crime/history of the paranormal, or a vast amount of comic books I have “borrowed” from my dad. I have about 80 books in my collection…
4) Pins, pins, and more pins. It started as a kid with Disney Trading Pins to now having a corkboard, pin bag, and a literal binder filled with so many different pins. Another one of my addictions.
5) Childhood TV shows. I’m a creature of habit and watching old TV shows and cartoons always make me happy especially when watching them with my dad. Some of them could be seen as “kids shows” but one of the things that makes them special.
Now also featuring my final practical cake:
Lmao, the fact that I’m currently drinking iced tea (mixed berry, if anyone’s wondering) while reading this and had iced coffee this morning is hilarious! 
A drawing I made for my story. Plus, Little Stan and Little Eda are adorable!
This is genius!
Steve: So Bruce, do you think…. you and Nat…. I mean, I know this is hardly the time but….
Bruce: I don’t think so, Steve. Not with me like this. She’s hardly going to go for….
Thor: What are you talking about? You have never looked better.
Tony: Very funny.
Thor: I’m serious. You’re the whole package now, Bruce. Brains, brawn, that handsome face, those mighty muscles, that lovely green….
Steve: Are you…. OK Thor?
Thor: I mean, Banner was attractive before of course, in his small human way, and Hulk was powerful and manly, but now…. well, I don’t see how anyone could resist you.
Bruce: *smiling* Thanks, Thor. Can I just say, while we’re on the subject, that I think a bit of extra weight really suits you. The hair, too - great to see you with the full golden mane again. And as for that beard, well. It’s glorious.
Thor: *Putting his hand on Banner’s arm and gazing into his eyes* Bruce, you’re too kind.
Steve:
Tony: OK, so I’m just going to ask this once. Did something…… happen between you two out in space?
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hi
HI 😊👋🏼
I liked your parts! You’re fantastic with writing Wendy.
Aw! Thank you so much! You write very well too!
I have an 4-6 page essay, a major project, and a final exam all due on the same date. I need some luck please…
“I think I got got everything we need for the spell just like last time.” Dipper stated as he exited out the elevator carrying a rather large box for himself to be carrying.
He set the box down on the ground next to Stan’s head, now Ford can see that the box is filled with many candles. Some new, some used, and some....covered in glitter?
“Plus, Grunkle Stan’s favorite pillow so he doesn’t have to lay his head on the dirty floor anymore!”
While Dipper was setting up some of the candles, Mabel took the dirty and worn out pillow she was carrying out of the elevator and placed it underneath Stan’s head.
She had a smile on her face while making her Grunkle as comfortable as she could on the dirty floor but, if they looked closely at her, they could tell that her smile was just a mask she was wearing to hide her fear. She was the cheerful and positive twin. That was her job since she was born.
“Are you sure you kids know what you’re doing? You’re dealing with dangerous things.” He knows how how powerful these spells are and the last thing he needs right now is some else getting hurt.
Ford felt hard eyes on him. Like needles being jabbed into him.
“Listen hear Great-Uncle Ford.” Dipper voice was as cool as ice yet his eyes were refusing to look up at the man he used to worshiped like a God. Oh the irony. “We have been dealing with dangerous things all summer. All things that could have possibly killed us. We can handle this ourselves, we’ve done this once before anyway.”
His next line was like a needle though Ford’s heart.
“So stay out of it....we don’t need you to hurt Grunkle Stan again.”
The room was quite. No one wanted to comment on his words. The only noise in the room was Dipper taking more the candles out of the box and setting them up in a circle around Stan.
Where his words harsh? Yes, yes they were.
Did Dipper care? Nope, not at all. All he wants right now is for his Grunkle to be ok.
Soon later everything was set.
Just like last time, they all had one of their hands on Stan’s head inside the lit circle of candles.
“Is everyone ready?”
“Yep!”
“You got it dude!”
“.....yes.”
Right when Dipper was about to start the incantation. They heard the elevator descending from the main floor. None of them were paying attention when the elevator was called up.
Ford was the first one to move, “Who is that?” His free hand immediately went to his gun on his thigh ready for another unwanted individual.
As soon as the elevator opened it’s doors, heavy boots and a loud, angry, and......feminine(?) voice bounced off the walls of the basement.
The individual yelled out, “What the hell is going on?!”
You know those AUs and fics where Stan is badly injured/dying in NWHS when the portal opens, and it forces Ford to react differently when he steps out?
Imagine Stan being more exhausted than he was in canon (after all, he was fighting off agents, sprinting across town, and getting thrown around the basement, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug but still)…exhausted to the point that when Ford punches him in the face, Stan just straight up passes out
I’m just picturing Ford going “OH CRAP DID I REALLY HIT HIM THAT HARD” and Soos freaking out that “MR. PINES IS DEAD” and Mabel and Dipper still being like “WHAT IS H A P P E N I N G”
(and Stan will be fine, of course, but Ford’s potential reactions in this scenario are hilarious to me for some reason)
Excuse me! I’m feeling very attacked right now… especially since I did all three of these today.
Also,
It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr! 🥳
Technically I’ve been on for even longer but my OG account was deleted.
Ether or, I’m happy for all the friends and acquaintances I’ve met on here.
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