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New Hazbin Hotel Au: Alastor and Niffty in Heaven

So basically this is an au where Lilith tries to redeem sinners, and uses Alastor as a Guiniee pig since she owns his soul. She makes a deal with Adam to get her and Alastor up to heaven and give them Angel forms.

Now where does Niffty come into this? Well her contract with Alastor is that he will protect her in exchange for her soul, and Alastor can’t exactly do that if he’s in heaven and she’s stuck in hell. So Niffty ends up roped into this as well and becomes an Angel.

So Lillith is chilling up in heaven for 5 years and is enjoying herself, but Alastor and Niffty HATE it there. It so different from hell and they know no one, they can’t talk to anyone they DO know because someone might find out they’re from hell (breaks the contract), and to top it all off they hate their new angel forms because they feel uncomfortable in them (this is because their redemption was forced, not natural).

So Alastor and Niffty hate being in Heaven and work together to figure out a way to escape. They force themselves to fall by cutting off their wings and shattering their halos before falling down to hell. Lillith is pissed that her plan didn’t work but remains in heaven due to her contract. Alastor and Niffty stay in hiding, slowly healing from their wounds and regain a more demonic form. Alastor attempts to release Niffty from her contract to her horror, but they end up settling on Alastor owing Niffty a favor of her choosing. (I’m also considering Alastor being freed from his contract with Lilith at this point)

A year passes by since they returned to hell, and it’s been seven whole years since they made an appearance in public. One day after the yearly extermination Niffty is watching the news and discovers that Charlie, Lilith’s daughter is also planning to redeem sinners now. Niffty is horrified by this and believes that this will end just as badly as Lilith’s plan did, and calls in her favor with Alastor to stop Charlie’s plan. Alastor decides to infiltrate it from the inside, and the events of the show/pilot happen, and all along Alastor and Niffty are trying to push Charlie into giving up her goal on redemption.

And that’s where I’ll end it! Here’s some pictures of Alastor and Niffty as Angels!

wise words from a crazed balloon animal

So I was looking through Alastor’s wiki and found this gem of information

Now I want to see a fanfic where Alastor somehow loses his Microphone and is mute for the entire day. The possibilities for shenanigans and angst are endless.

delicious jade 😋yummy yummy 😍

if your a minor why does your persona have a boob window 😭/nm/lh

because its a choice? It’s how I’d dress irl if I had that article of clothing

when mouthwashing first came out and was getting popular, I was first introduced to it through fanart on tumblr. The fanart consisted of J*mmy giving Curly his medicine, with Anya sometimes being there. (One fanart about getting the Sock puppet Achievement by accident.)

my first impression of Mouthwashing was that it was a doctor/surgery simulator where J*mmy was a very violent doctor who was quite rude to his assistant nurse Anya, with Curly being their very injured patient.

Dance of deceit

Fanfare sketches I drew in class :3

[It was just a little mistake]

[investigation of the burnt out lucky star]

[not human]

[Student 3]

hope yall like them :3

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