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Hey look a man

And he's

Gay

Stop following me

What a little raver

A skeleton and two humans sat on a couch. The sun is down, the only light coming from the TV. They’re snuggled together, with a few blankets wrapped around them.

“Heh…thought she wanted to watch this movie,” Sans whispered.

“Today was a big day, let her sleep.” Nagito leaned against Sans, head on top of his, eyes closing.

Sans hummed.

“..How did we end up like this?”

“Like what?”

“Like parents.” The skeleton sighed. “Never thought I’d…y’know, be a dad.”

“Me neither, but here we are.”

…

“What if I mess it up?”

“You took care of Papyrus.”

“How aren't you worried about this?”

“Hah, I’m terrified. But it’s gonna be okay.”

“How do you know?”

Nagito sits back, reaching to turn Sans’ face toward his own.

“I have you.”

“I love you.” Sans grinned.

“Love you too.”

-

Nagito sat on the couch, his leg bouncing. One hand held his head, while the other pet the cat that lay next to him. The television was on, but he paid no attention. He checked the time: 11:47 pm. He bit down on his lip.

“He should have been home hours ago.” He thought out aloud. Nagito turned to the furry head that was now rubbing against him. He lifted the cat to his lap, his lips turning down.

“I guess I should have expected this. He’s been getting home so late recently.” The cat tilted his head. “Raymond, why did it have to be today? He could have been gone any other day, but why my—“

His thoughts were interrupted by a jingling sound outside. Nagito took a deep breath, wiping away tears he didn’t realize had been forming.

what

Why is Raymond in Nagito and Sans' relationship. That should be Reigen

March Eri....dan..?

MARCH VERMAY!!!

Shes just standing there.... menacingly....

Druzy Quartz, a pomy,,

And Sans spake all these words, saying,

I am the LORD thy Sans, which have brought thee out of the land of the Underground, out of the house of Papyrus.

Thou shalt have no other Sans before me.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in Underground above, or that is in the beneath, or that is in the water under the Underground

Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy Sans am a jealous Sans. And shewing MERCY unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy Sans in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou sleep, and do all thy naps. But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy Sans: thy shall still nap. For in 3 months because I was lazy, the LORD made the Underground, the Waterfall, the Core and all that in them is, and rested the spaghetti day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy Sans giveth thee out of dust.

Thou shalt not get EXP.

Thou shalt not get dunked on. Thou shalt not steal ketchup.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy monster.

Thou shalt not covet thy monster's house, nor that is thy monster's.

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DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUYS SHES JUST STUPID AND HAD A WHORE BIRD ANYWAYS

He drowned my bird while my other friend watched and took the feather HELP

im not mad im just disapointed in them