[Eddie, Robin and Steve in a sleepover]
Robin: [sleeping]
Steve: How is she already asleep?
Eddie: Maybe is the lack of guilt on her conscience.
Steve: Uh, couldn't be me.
comic
I love soulmates but also this-
If there is something that Eddie Munson deeply hates about Steve Harrington is the irrevocable fact that he always wins whenever they play Uno cards.
Every.
Single.
Time.
It has been like that for years, and it riles him up like no other thing. Well, yes, Eddie is a sour loser, mainly because he is not used to lose at playing games. He is good at almost everything, but playing Uno with Steve? He always goes down in the most humiliating way.
The worst part is that Steve isn't even cocky about it, or rubbing his victory in Eddie's face, he just looks at Eddie. Stares, really. He stares, and Eddie knows his expression means "why do you even bother, man?" He just knows. It makes him so mad. Especially when he sees the shadow of a smirk forming in Steve's lips, or when Steve slowly rises one of his eyebrows as he wins for the fourth time in a row.
And when that happens, Eddie always storms out of the room, mumbling shit about it being a stupid game.
Which is really fortunate, to be honest. That way, Steve can calmly sit up and gather the bunch of cards he had been hiding under his thighs for the past forty five minutes.
*Steve on one knee proposing*
Eddie: you mean this romantically right?
Steve: seriously Eddie?
Eddie: look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't go propose to birdie
Whenever I hear the word platonic now anywhere outside of Stranger Things, little tiny Robin and Steve start running around in my head.
Steve normal text. Robin’s Bold. Eddie's Italicized Bold
Rob
Bobby
Bobin
What? Im literally right next to you
And were at work Dingus get off of your phone.
No.
I'm. Uh.
?
You know the shop across the street???
?
The mecanic
Mecanic
Fuck
Mechanic
Okay.
They have a new guy
Okay.
And?
Gay.
Literally, what?
I think I'm gay.
Steve
Cuz like he's just so pretty
Steven
And that Haut
Stephanie
Hair
Hey whore
Wut
Bathroom talk. Now.
Were working.
You and I both know no one rents movies on a Tuesday at 10am
Bathroom.
Now.
To the porcelain thrown
You know sometimes I forget youre an idiot 20 something
then you go and say shit like that
…
Bitch.
Whore.
---
How do I tell if a mans gay or whatever its is that I am,
,
Fuck
?
Bi schedule
Bi sexual
Ducking auto correct
Babe. I hate to break it to you but your auto correct is as dyslexic as you are. You basically train it
I-
Huh.
Well ghen.
Anywho.
Gay.
Whats he wear? Any piercings? Tattoos? Whats his hair like?
Oh! This is important. DOES. HE. HAVE. A. HANKY. IN. A. BACK. POCKET???
black overalls and a black shirt. Lots. I think. His ears literally look shiny from across the street. Lots of tattoos too.
And yes??? What's that have to do with anything? My papa had a hanky and I'm pretty she he wasn't gay
He probably was. Being Bisexual is genetic.
Actually?
No Dingus.
But like the man was in the navy? Right?
Ya
Gay.
Stfu
ANYWAY
HANKY.
YES.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YEAH.
WHATS IT LOOK LIKE AND WHAT POCKET?
???
it's black
Oh hes kinky
What side pocket
It switches.
I bet it does
Gay.
That is a gay man Steven.
Go get your dick sucked or your booty bumped or whatever it is the kids are doing these days.
Eating ass
EXCUSE
yeah. It's a thing.
:0
Robin you literally munch so much carpet. whats the difference if its the rug at the back door.
Never.
Ever.
Say.
That.
Again.
Bubble bath privileges revoked.
You whore.
---
The bath is sad with no bubbles Bob.
Make your own.
…
Okay. Ew. Stop. Stink ass. I can hear you. And the neighbors probably can too.
Are you sorry?
Not really.
Well pretend to be.
Kay.
IM SO SORRY
…
:’(
better
Your bubble bath is under the sink
:D
---
Eddie
Wut.
Thats your new lovers name.
WUT
ROBIN.
WHAT DID YOU DO.
---
*1 new message* Hi -the weirdo with long hair who works across the street (Eddie)
---
I hate you
BTW babe you have a date on Tuesday
ROBIN IT IS TUESDAY
oh ya.
Well you have a date today gay boy
…
I need to leave
The fuck you do
Yeah. I fucking do.
I need to shower
And shave
And
I dont know
What do you do before a gay date
Prep?
For what?
Oh honey
---
Should this hurt?
8⁰
Don't tell me
Are u?
Yes.
Shut up.
…
Does it hurt
Like.
Kinda?
Lube. Oh my god. LUBE. Steve I swear to Dolly, if youre prepping your fucking asshole right now, IN THE FUCKING WORK BATHROOM
I
WILL
END
YOU
:*
Youre a whore. Oh my god.
STEVEN I CAN HEAR YOU.
STOP.
This is nice.
Why havent I done this before.
Where's the protest
Prostate
Rob?
Brain me. Educate me please.
…
Nvm
Oh fuck
Found it
Definitely found it
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
like good for you babe. I love you and support you but OH MY GOD YOU WHORE GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF YOUR ASS WERE AT WORK.
…
You really think Id do that
Obviously
Im fucking with you
Im just googling shit and well taking a shit.
Fuck you
Love you
---
*2 New messages.* um. So. Im Eddie. Your coworker. Robin? Gave me your number and said we're going out tonight???
---
Dingus have you answered your husband yet
FUCK. NO. WHAT DO I SAY.
well you could send him a picture of your ass
Or your tits
Or your weeeen
Or all of the above
Like a package deal
Hehe. Package.
Robin.
Ugh. Wut.
Be serious.
Fiiiiine. Introduce yourself. Tell him youre excited for tonight. Make a plan for your date. (Other than the reservation I booked you at Enzos) and then tell him you thi know hes pretty and you want to have his babys.
He is pretty.
And like. Id definitely let him try to get me pregnant
ANSWER HIM.
FINE.
---
um. Hi. First of all I'm so sorry for my friend. She likes to get her nose into my business. Second.
…
Ithinkyourereallyprettyandimexcitedfortonight.
At the risk of being too forward. I like literally saw you my first day at the shop and have wanted to talk to you since. Cuz. Yeah. Pretty doesnt even begin to explain what you are. Like. Bro. Have my babies.
FUCK
I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT
disregard the baby thing
I dont know about getting pregnant. But Im up for practice.
Like.
If you are???
8⁰
… like
Now?
My breaks in 20
Fuck
Really?
Meet me at the van across the street
:*
---
STEVE
STEVEN
YOU WHORE
ARE YOU GETTING YOUR BACKDOOR RUG MUNCHED ???
OMG
YOU ARE
THE VAN ACROSS THE STREET IS SHAKING
AND ID BET YOUR LEFT NUT THAT YOURE IN IT
…
GET IT I GUESS BABE
DONT GET PREGNANT
OR DO
YOU DO YOU BOO
…
youre on your own for the rest of the day Birdie
And where the fuck do you think youre going
Eddies
…
Boo you whore
But like. Get it babe.
But I also hate you.
I dont want to work in this shithole alone
Steven
Answer me
Hi Robin
This is Eddie
On Steves phone
Steve's a little… preoccupied
OH MY GOD
WHAT HAVE I DONE
YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE DISGUSTING
BUT BRO. ILL END YOU IF YOU BREAK HIS HEART
STRAIGHT UP DIG YOU A GRAVE IN THE DITCH AND BURN OFF YOUR FINGERPRINTS AND BREAK YOUR TEETH SO NO ONE CAN IDENTIFY YOUR BODY.
COLD CASE BRO
what would you do about my tattoos
Fuck you
Sorry. Positions taken.
Id burn your whole body. No skin = no tattoos
I like the way you think
But in all seriousness
Mmmm imma gonna marry this boy
Hopefully before the end of the week
Fuck yeah
I call best man
Eddie walked into Steve’s house to find the kids crowded around the entrance to the living room. He looked in to find Robin and Steve hanging upside down on the couch, looking depressed.
Eddie: What's going on?
Dustin: They got rejected by a cult today.
Robin: And the thing is, we didn't know it was a cult.
Steve: And when we did figure it out, we didn't want to join, but suddenly, they wanted us!
Robin: And now they don't!
Steve: What the hell does "too perfect" even mean?!
Max: Why are you upset they rejected you?! They kidnapped you!
Robin: And it's nice to feel wanted sometimes, Maxine!
Eddie: Okay, where the hell is this place?
An hour later, Eddie stormed back into the house, brushed past the kids, and threw himself down next to Robin.
Robin: You get rejected, too?
Eddie: They just looked me up and down and shook their heads! Then, when I demanded answers, they threw me out! What the hell kind of cult is this?
Steve: It's a rude cult.
A few minutes later, Hopper came to pick up Will and El.
Hopper: *looking into the living room* What the hell happened?
Will: Go easy on them, dad. They got rejected by an entire cult today.
Hopper: What?!
(you should probably follow me on twitter if you want the full lore for this AU, we goin wild over there)
My friend is listening to a nostalgia playlist and the song “Only Wanna Be With You” by Hootie & the Blowfish came on and honestly suddenly all I could think about was a secret relationship/situationship between Steddie where Eddie was trying to keep it casual and refused to accept it was anything more than a non-exclusive FWB situation while Steve wanted more.
It blows up, because of course it does, and Steve decides he can’t do it anymore and tells Eddie it’s over and to respect him enough to give him space and not contact him for a while and is very firm it’s over because he respects himself enough to give himself that.
And Eddie. Eddie hates it. Hates to acknowledge that Steve was correct when he said that Eddie never met him halfway, that Eddie always expected Steve to listen to what Eddie wanted when they were together, to watch what Eddie wanted, to do what Eddie wanted. That Eddie never tried to be a part of Steve’s life like Steve tried to be a part of his. Hates that he took Steve for granted. Hates that he made Steve feel like Eddie was ashamed of him.
Realizes how much he only wants Steve. They weren’t exclusive, and Eddie flirted with others, but he never actually did anything with anyone else. Because all he wanted, even if he couldn’t admit it to himself at the time, was Steve.
So he writes Steve a little pop rock song, confessing his feelings in such a cringe and embarrassing way for a metalhead, but he knows that’s that what he needs to do for even a chance at getting Steve back. So he writes a song in the style Steve would like, convinces Robin to take Steve out to the bar while CC is playing (it takes some doing but Robin lets Eddie know when Steve is ready for seeing Eddie again), and then Eddie stops their normal set in the middle of their show to play Steve his song.
He looks at Steve the entire time.
They finish the rest of their set as normal but him and Steve talk after and Eddie apologizes profusely and Steve doesn’t accept yet, but he agrees to give Eddie a second chance. But…Eddie has to woo him properly.
And Eddie?
That man fucking delivers. He’s buying flowers, chocolates, writing love songs and love poems, picking Steve up and dropping him off at work, hanging out with him to do the things that Steve likes to do, even if that means playing basketball with him, taking him on dates and pushing for nothing more than a chaste kiss at the end of the night—with he asks permission for each time. He is complimenting Steve in front of everyone and letting everyone know how fucking gone he is for Steve Harrington.
And Steve laps it up.
He eventually tells Eddie he forgives him, but warns Eddie that he better never pull that fucking shit again.
And Eddie doesn’t.
And they move on and finally allow themselves to be as in love as they have always been, even if it took a while to accept it.
And, years later, when they both become Mr. Munson-Harrington, Eddie and the rest of CC stand up and head to the instrument on the small raised platform and Eddie croons Steve’s song and looks his groom in the eye the entire time.
Because he only wants to be with Steve.
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