Hyacinthus Starter Pack

HAHAHA I LOVE THIS

My sister and I teamed up in an unlikely alliance to create this monstrosity.

we don't know how to decorate cakes

why did it blink on organ

The Great Gatsby is hilarious because the general impression I get from it is "also he's gay but don't you f***** mention anything about it or else I'll break your legs"

Today, my great uncle Lewis taught me how to kill someone and make it look like an accident

why, when I lay on my left side, does the left half of my face go numb?

I think the reason they say that the opposite of love is indifference is because really, there's nothing more romantic than having one person you obsessively, passionately hate.

Temptation Greets You Like Your Naughty Friend by Arctic Monkeys is the only song I've been listening to as of late

@friedmagazinebouquet

What is one band/Musician you listened to recently (can be any time from today or last week) ?

Lemon Demon

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I'm so used to being forced out of a fandom by either a messed up creator or a messed up community that I stopped enjoying the gravity falls fandom for no reason because I'm too scared to like things anymore

This was me yesterday I'm afraid

My new years resolution this year is to not fucking murder someone. Please wish me luck as I am currently filled with rage.

Nobody likes marine life as much as I do

Except for people who like dolphins

Everyone likes dolphins more than me