Leo Valdez most definitely had a crush on Clawdine from Monster High as a kid and Piper will not let him live it down
He's terrified of babysitters, always claims he'll never leave his kids with someone unless he knows for sure they're not a god/goddess
When asked breasts or thighs he claims his favourite part of a chicken is the personality. Every time. Without fail. He thinks it's hilarious
HE'S NOT A PRETTY BOY HES CANONICALLY UGLY AND I LOVE HIM THAT WAY
Compares himself to others A lot, a little bit of an inferiority complex
Tells Piper everything (they're siblings in my head)
Very affectionate, even if it's just platonic, he's touch starved and will take a hug at any opportunity
He's got a scar in his eyebrow but his eyebrows are so thick it's barely visible. He got it from a desk when he was four
Absolutely loves women with unique facial features/structures
Goths in chunky boots🖤
Because his mother died when he was so young he never learnt to speak Spanish fluently. He tries to learn but he's busy a lot working on projects and it makes him a little upset
The only time he ever saw his mother's grave was at her funeral because he was so far away in so many different foster homes
Went through some shit while in the system and refuses to talk about it. That's why he ran away so much
Thinks Frank is really cool, won't say it though cus he thinks Frank hates him
Just got back from a holiday in Brisbane. We went to Australia zoo and saw Robert Irwin do the croc show 😍
Can we just talk about the parallels between Hiccup and Termagant in book 10. The epilogue where Termagant is described as being separated from Fishlegs by a wall of glass, and she presses her hand against it and wills him to live and breathe again.
How earlier Hiccup had found Fishlegs in a pillar of glass, and they pressed their heads together, before Hiccup broke him out, helping Fishlegs to live and breathe again.
HICCUP AND TERMAGANT BEING COMPARED IN A WAY THAT MAKES THEM IDENTICALLY IMPORTANT TO FISHLEGS!!! I AM THROWIMG MYSELF INTO THE SEA!!!!!!
GUYS I WAS WRONG I DIDNT LOSE MY ACCOUNT
Hi everyone! Just figured I'd come on and say I have to unfortunately stop using this account. I've gotten a new phone and I don't remember the password to this account so I won't be able to log in on my new phone. I've tried changing my password and the email attached to this account but you need your password to change those which I do not have. I'm sure there's a solution to this but I honestly just figure making a new account will be easier. If you enjoy my contributions to the fandoms I have partaken in then I will repost this post on the new account. I will have probably made it by tomorrow. I encourage you to continue following me there.
Fandoms I partake in include:
The Ledgend of Zelda
Heroes of olympus
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Maze Runner
How to Train Your Dragon
The Wizards of Once
Arcane
If you like these things please follow my new account that will have hopefully reposted this by tomorrow. I hope to see you all soon and not have to rebuild my online presence
My favorite books are the How to Train Your Dragon series and you expect me to have a POSITIVE view of fate and destiny????
I don't remember who it was but someone said they wanted Jack Black as Blackjack
"we're gonna get to see the underwater kiss" "we're gonna get to see silena and clarisse" "we're gonna get to see baby nico" you guys are all wrong. we're gonna get to see walker scobell as percy motherfucking jackson talking to fucking horses. will they poorly cgi the mouths to move? will they start talking in his head? will the voices be silly or perhaps recognizable celebrities? who knows. but i feel like we've all forgotten the talking horses and honestly it's a crime because THATS what im most excited to see on the big screen
ok ok wait have you listened to the audiobooks? cause they’re awesome. also do you have a favourite hhtyd book + why?
I absolutely adore how to speak dragonese because I love Camicazi's introduction to the story and I think the plot and dialogue was great. I also loved the audiobook for how to speak dragonese because I think Hiccup's dialogue was voiced and acted out perfectly
I love how hiccup and the woden's fang and the windwalker try so hard to teach Toothless manners only for him to pick a completely random "polite" word to put in front of his normal statements
Saying "please" or "excuse me" or whatever before hurling seething insults is the funniest thing I've ever read
After I made this post I realised I completely forgot Fred from Scooby Doo
Sometimes you just need a character that has the words 'white guy' as a part of their character arc
I headcanon that hiccup has low iron and fishlegs has low blood pressure.