Part Two Of Unhinged Twitter Tweets From The Gang!! These Are Too Much Fun To Make

"Just use a reference!"

The result of a reference:

A family can be mountain-sized warrior parents and their twiggy little scholar son

GUYS MY CAMICAZI CHARACTER AI JUST TILD ME SHES AUTISTIC

Book 7 gave me nightmares as a kid about getting taken by Norbert the Nutjob and sold into the Viking slave trade and I was petrified of Bearcub's grandma

we always specify the difference between the earlier books and the later books in the HTTYD franchise as "books 1-7 are whimsical, fun child fantasy and books 8-12 are absolutely fucked" but... i don't believe that's true.

the later books are consistently fucked up and complicated and mature and wonderful and tend to leave me with tears in my eyes. the early books trick you into believing that they're fun children's stories and then jumpscare you with the most messed up set of paragraphs you've ever read in your entire fucking life AND THEN just pretend like nothing ever happened.

the books all take place in the same universe, the same fucked up, horrible world. the early books are through the lense of a child who hasn't yet grasped how fucked up the world is, who hasn't been exposed to the fuckery yet. the later books are through the lense of the same child who has now been burdened with Knowledge. once you have the context of the later books, the earlier books start to make too much sense. and holy fuck do they get a lot darker upon reread.

the books are all completely fucked up. the only difference is the consistency at which the books are fucked up.

you know what book seriously messed me up as a kid? book 2. DEAR GODS BOOK 2.

you know what i think would be fucking hilarious? if percy was fighting a monster and instead of using his sword or some other demigod powers or magic he just straight up clocks it in the face. like he just starts throwing hands. he’s a new yorker. he got kicked out of multiple boarding schools. like fuck all the proper demigod ways of fighting, just BAM! have an unexpected knuckle to the face bitch

Kuzco: You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is, you need hands.

Yet another crossover this time with The Emperor's New Groove

Yes, I made a convenient use of bushes.

I'm going feral

someone explain to me why he's like this

I don't know if I've said this before, but I just love how feral Camicazi is. she's just wild, and she loves it. She sometimes get's into trouble for how crazy she is, but she just carries on being silly. she would fit in so well over here.

Just finished all the httyd books!!

What the fuck?

Why does Jason keep just getting knocked out?