‘The Boy Iss Mine Already’

Did anyone else have horrific and graphic nightmares about being sold into the Viking slave trade because their older sibling decided one night that it'd be funny to read the 7th httyd book to them because they thought it'd be funny or is that just me?

I literally despise people who ship Grimmel and Hiccup like, what part of Hiccup literally taking off his prosthetic leg just to make Grimmel fall to his death makes that ship appealing? 😭

Also Drago was the best villain and the light fury was awful. I'm only on tiktok for the Hiccup edits and advice on how to get good at titan uprising 💀

Confession time but I literally can't stand the HTTYD fandom on Tiktok

When I was 4 I had just grasped the concept of reality and the first thing I did was watch how to train your dragon and in the scene where stoick is yelling at Hiccup and disowns him for having a dragon I got so scared I started shaking

Again and again, Hiccup was hauled back up through the trapdoor, again and again he was thrown into the sea- and each time he was left underwater for longer and longer.

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"We're just trying to keep him warm and alive," continued the Wodensfang, "and scare away the winterfleshers. The Windwalkder is blowing air into him so he doesn't drown."

How would you guys feel if I started writing fanfiction for Heroes of Olympus (HoO) and Percy Jackson (PJO)? No smut (obviously) but I can do fluff, angst, oneshots, ship stuff or whatever requested

I refuse to believe Bodkin has blonde hair and blue eyes because look at him on the cover of knock 3 times

I'm shit at remembering and I haven't finished the series but has Cressida Cowell actually described him as having blonde hair and blue eyes? Because I genuinely can't believe that

Nvm my stupid ass got rejected 💀

If he doesn't look at me the way hiccup looks at Astrid I'm sorry but I don't fucking want it.

Mechanakin.

“I built it, I built it all. And not just the exhaust, but the frame and the motor, too.”