darkestskull
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Yeah, English is weird. But it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though
having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.
How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.
Well fucks? Get to it!
Australian vocabulary is interesting, because everything sounds goofy in a way that makes you feel like they don't take anything at all particularly seriously. Someone logs on tumblr in australia and makes a post like "damn my cousin got bing-a-bong babadook'd" and then there's seven posts arguing with OP about whether that's a normal expression or not, and while OP learns that nobody else anywhere else says that, everyone else learns that that's the australian term for when you're driving a lawn mower drunk as hell and accidentally run over a child.
One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.
The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.
Do not make enemies with clowns.
Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work
todays birds are: those penguins the USA put tariffs on for some reason
im still reading about redditors's worst concert experiences and im losing it at this guy who has accidentally seen buckcherry 5 times because they either opened for the act he wanted to see or replaced an act. and now every time he goes to a concert he's scared theyll be there again
sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
for my followers who do not watch severance:
dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive
Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being
mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks
everyone’s talking about how unhinged fans are nowadays about their blorbos. well let me tell you that when the polish writer henryk sienkiewicz first published his novel ‘with fire and sword’ in parts between 1883 and 1884, and killed off the beloved character longinus podbipięta, people nationwide were so upset they’d go to church and ask for requiem masses to be held in his memory. match THAT freak
Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....
Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.
a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.
Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So
I find the fact that the closest mountain point on earth to the moon, the highest mountain and the tallest mountain are 3 different mountains to be a tiny bit disturbing
All the better to hear you with
AROMANTICISM. YOU AGREE. REBLOG
reblog if ashes ashes dust to dust the devil's after both of us lay my curses out to rest make a mercy out of me ashes ashes dust to dust tell me i am good enough lay my curses out to rest make a mercy out of-
RECORD ATTENDANCE ALERT 🚨
A heartfelt thank you to the 7,062 fans who filled Margaret Court Arena on Tuesday night for the incredible AURORA, setting the record for an entertainment event 🥳
It was an extra-special night as the roof was opened for concert-mode for the first time since 2018 ♥️
Sometimes if im in a bad enough mood I block people for making puns abt Folie à Deux that rely on pronouncing deux as "doo" because being bilingual turns you into a hateful person
