My Favorite Girlfailure Of All Time

i hate gay people

reunion 😇

Me when listening to tma: I don't get why people like Elias and other old dudes so much. Like they are cool but obviously they are assholes and hurt people. It's just a bad idea!

Me listening to the protocol, the second I learned that there is an old lady who looks like Roman statue with a gun:

Lesbingqiu

@waitineedaname 's amazing butch Binghe post has convinced me that Binghe deserves to offer her coat to a blushing Yuan-jie.

Shen Yuan is being a normal straight friend! She's just worried that poor Binghe will get objectified, taking off her badass coat like that, revealing those weapons of mass distraction under only a thin cotton shirt, clinging to her form...

Binghe's thought process behind picking that outfit was: "Hmm, Yuan-jie seems to like the 'Draco in leather pants' type of character. I can be that for her! Let's try dressing like a suave videogame villain ready for a redemption arc🤔"

As for Shen Yuan, I'm imagining her style (when she goes outside) would be to strive for a ~normal girl~ look, so, cardigans and long skirts, aiming for "granny" but maybe accidentally ending up in "sexy librarian" territory.

She likes Binghe's feminism earring.

!!!!! When the circus is digital !!!!!

You can’t just give me a goofy little jester character and expect me NOT to be obsessed.

“tonight, i feel like…i like you a great deal.”

NOT SO HOT TAKE: Every Gravity Falls child turns into a The Magnus Archives adult.

Stupid thing i made

The way I started twirling my hair when I was listening to Episode 6 of The magnus protocol. I have trypanophobia but I can get over it for him