Poker Night With Scps

049-(In his best lawyer voice) Eat a dick, your honor.

Im gonna hit you with a bus

@drkingcrow more like drkingCRINGE

049- God you are SUCH a theater kid

035- if im such a theater kid why can i say the word macbe-

035- Macbet- (gaging)

035- ( Heavy breathing) Mac-Mac- HEATHER MCNAMARA!

035- FUCK!

(049, 035 and 106 babysitting 053)

053-(falls and starts crying)

106-(rolling around on the floor in tears from laughter) CIFBBFUEBFWIUSBABUUVSO

035-(trying his hardest not to laugh) A-pfh Are-heh- you? (wheeze) ok-AHHAHAHAHH

049-(abiut to have a full on fucking panic attac) STOP LAUGHING 682 WILL HAVE OUR HEADS!!!

Researcher- it’s over what happened tell us the truth!

035- we’ll if you want the truth those boots are a bit much

035- I dont want to be evil anymore am baby

049- (talks to anyother man)

035- evil again

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106- candy cains are how folks practice blow jobs

106- (CRUNCH)

D boi- (fear)

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049-(shaking violently after killing their father)

049-Jay- damn sit down bitch the fuck you lookin' crazy for?

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hey do you guys want head cannons? i got a few

049- (on the verge of a mental breakdown) NOISES AND WHAT THEY MEAN!!

(The doctors watch in horror as he chugs 2 pots worth of coffee as he stands next to a haphazardly done slides presentation)

049- (not speaking but making weird hand gesturs) ANY QUESTIONS?

Dr Bright-(raising his hand just worried) yeah what the actual FUCK?

Im back and im back in style with an even stupider idea- SCPs as Photos in my camera roll

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Jay:

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Clef:

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That’s it! Ima go hibernate for another three months

scps during pride month

035- (SHREAKING) I AM AT FULL POWER

reasurcher- so whos straigh?

049-(raises hand)

106-(putting Docs hand down) dont lie to yourself

096- i like rainbows

166 and mrs Sweety- THEIR SO PRETTY IT HURTS IM NOT TALKIN BOUT BOYS IM TALKIN BOUT GIRLS

Dr Clef and Dr wondertainment- (weaping tears of joy at his child)

682 and 079- (confused but supportive)

049- Scientists are calling it 'The Heist of The Century'

106- Im calling it a typical tusday morning

106- Hi, i just lit a Baskin' Robins on fire