Something Different From My Normal Shit:

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but none of them have a proper sleep schedule or get more then 4 hours of sleep

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Barnacles: morning Tweak! You're up earlier that usual?

Tweak: never went to sleep

Barnacles: What-

Tweak, holding a 5 hour energy: can't be up early if you never went to sleep

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Peso: Finally finished...

Peso: *looks at clock*

4:57am

Peso: not again-

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Shellington: Alright, time for bed

*falls asleep on desk*

*15 minutes later*

*Octoalert sounds*

Shellington: *visible rage*

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Professor Inkling: So you stayed up all night watching people crash into doors or other objects?

Dashi: worth it

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Kwazii: *is the only one to have an actual sleep schedule that doesn't get interrupted often*

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I've been gone for a while and am getting back into the swing of things using dumb things I've done/witnessed

Tw/Cw for swearing, flexibly but described weirdly, and a lot of capital letters at the end

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Shellington: *info-dumbing about blobfish*

Random person: Um, actually, [incorrect information]

Shellington: You fucking, BITCH-

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Kwazii: Hey, check this out

Kwazii: *bends bones in every direction possible*

Peso: That... no-

Barnacles: Good job son, now put your bones back

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Dashi: So, can you fix this?

Tweak: Sure thing, here-

Tweak: *aggressively hits machine with a wrench until it works*

Tweak: New record

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Barnacles: Alright, how many gear shifts does a car have?

Kwazii, zoned out: 120mph

Barnacles: No-

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Professor Inkling: Can someone please explain what a "Himbo" is??

Dashi: *Points at Barnacles*

Dashi: That. That's a Himbo, but with extra brain cells

Barnacles: What...?

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Tweak: *is crying in their room*

Tweak: You know what? Fuck this

*Pulls out a bunch of hair dye*

Tweak: Free therapy, screw men

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Shellington: Therefore, seize the gay

Peso: Seize the gay?

Shellington: DAY! DAY! I MEANT DAY!!

Kwazii: Too late, SEIZE THE GAY!!!

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Barnacles: Please put that down

Dashi holding Shellington on her shoulders: No

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Kwazii: I MESSED UP!!

Kwazii: SO I ASKED DASHI AND TWEAK TO PICK A COLOR AND SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART THING

Kwazii: DASHI IS COMPLETELY COLOR BLIND!!

Kwazii: TWEAK IS BLUE-YELLOW COLOR BLIND!!

Kwazii: AND I SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART

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So I'm slowly coming back ^^;

I apologize for the long silence, I've been busy/stressed lol

Ok,here me out

As we all know,most ppl ship peso with kwazii

And most ppl ship peso with Barnacles...

And most ppl ship kwazii with Barnacles...

What if...Barnacles x kwazii x peso

The leader

The chaotic

And the one who deals with eveyone shit.

Y E S

This one is going to be a bit longer, as well as more chaotic ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing

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Peso, having a panic attack: nononono this is bad this is very bad-

Barnacles trying to comfort him: No worries, everything will be ok! We'll find who did this, and make sure they don't do it again

Kwazii, who is also trying to comfort him: I'LL FIND THAT BASTARD AND MAKE SURE THEY LEARN THEIR LESSON!!! YAAAA-

Barnacles: Kwazii-

Kwazii: ahem, I mean...

Kwazii: I'll track him down and give 'em a stern talking to...

Kwazii, under his breath: then give them what for for making you cry-

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Barnacles: Why do you always let me win wherever we race up stairs? Normally you're always up for a challenge, and prepared to win?

Kwazii: It's... nice to see you smile when you win! Yeah that's it-

Barnacles: aww, that's nice

*later*

Barnacles: He's probably doing it to stare at my ass, isn't he-

Peso: Probably, I through you'd figure it out sooner

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Barnacles to Peso (before he joined the Octonauts): Would you like to stay for dinner?

Kwazii from the other room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?

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Peso: *gasp* You have a crush on Captain!!

Kwazii: What?? I don't have a crush on him! I think their work is amazing and that they are a great person. It's not like I lost sleep thinking about him...

*later that night*

Kwazii, who is still awake at 2am: 0 - 0; uh oh-

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Kwazii: Barnacles has no idea that I found the catnip >:3

Barnacles, concerned: You found what!?

Kawaii: Oh, my bad

Kwazii, leaning over to whisper to Peso: Barnacles has no idea I found the catnip >:3

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Kwazii, trying to impress Barnacles and Peso: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all of the programmed abilities it had before, but deleting the supplementary preference architecture

Tweak: I-

Tweak: He turned it off and back on again, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID-

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Barnacles, who has no idea whats happening and is just playing along: Um, welcome to Applebee's! Would you like... apples... or... bees???

Peso, confused: Wait, BEES??

Kwazii, from the other room: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!

Barnacles and Peso: Wait what-

Kwazii: *runs into the room with a jar full of aggressive looming bees*

Peso: *stands behind Barnacles*

Barnacles, who is still confused: Kwazii-

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Peso: So, I'm not allowing Kwazii to take the trash out anymore...

Barnacles: Is he ok? Did he managed to get hurt?

Peso: A little, yes, but I've caught him trying to train sea urchins how to fight several time in a row, and got jabbed a few times

Barnacles: What-

Kwazii walking in with his hands bandaged: You'll be thanking me when Urchin Patrol Squadron 5 protects the Octopod-

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Peso: due to person reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a fair sized metal box

Kwazii: did Barnacles say "I love you" and you said "thanks" again by mistake?

Peso: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-

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Dashi: I bet you can't hold 15 crayons in your mouth!

Kwazii: I bet I can!! Watch!!

Peso: *spits his drink, checks to make sure he has all him medical equipment ready, makes sure 911 is on speed dial, and texts the group chat letting everyone know what's about to happen*

Barnacles reading the message: Not again-

Shellington, concerned: ... a- again??

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Peso, bandaging Barnacles hand: Why did you think that was a good idea? More over, why didn't you ask for help??

Barnacles: I didn't want to bother any of you while you were busy-

Kwazii, who is visibly vibrating: YOU ALMOST DROWNED AGAIN WHILE STUCK IN A SHIP!!

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Peso: No worries, I have a few scalpels up my sleeve

Barnacles: I think you mean cards...

Peso, pulling several wrapped scalpels from his sleeves: I do not

Kwazii, who is more than proud: ⊙∇⊙

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Peso: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Barnacles: Yes

Peso: I love you

Barnacles: It back

Barnacles: *instantly realizes what he just said*

Peso: 0 - 0

*a few minutes later*

Kwazii: Why is Peso crying face down on the floor, and why is Dashi laughing on the floor?

Barnacles, shaking: I said the wrong thing-

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Barnacles: Well Peso, whenever I'm about to do something that might be risky or dangerous I simply think, "would Kwazii do that?" and if they would, there is a 50/50 chance I would do that think

Peso: Captain-

Kwazii from across the room: He's not wrong!

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Barnacles making hot coco: Kwazii, Peso, what would you like in you're coco?

Peso: Peppermint, if there is any ^^

Kwazii: Cinnamon. All the cinnamon. Drown the drink in it >:3

Kwazii, not even a minute later: *coughing his lungs out because of the amount of cinnamon in his drink*

Barnacles: ...

Peso: ...

Barnacles: Well we did warn him-

Peso: Kwazii are you ok-

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Tweak, inspecting and repairing the Gup A: So, how did the chair break off again...?

Barnacles: Um, well...

*flashback to Kwazii suddenly jumping on him, causing them to fall back and accidently break the chair*

Barnacles: The Gup crashed and the seat came loose-

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Kwazii: Peso just ran up to me and handed me this small rock, and then ran away...

Barnacles: Give him a rock in return, trust me

*a few hours later*

Kwazii: *runs into the med bay with a nice looking rock*

Kwazii: HEREYOUGOHAVEANICEDAYPESO!!

*runs out again*

Peso, who is flustered beyond words: *verbally keyboard smashes*

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Barnacles: *is asleep*

Peso: *is also asleep, but in a different room*

Kwazii, who is still awake: idea...

*goes to grab Peso and bring him to where Barnacles is*

Kwazii: Sleep pile >:)

*the next morning*

Barnacles and Peso: *visible confusion but acceptance*

Kwazii: >:3

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You can tell I stated to run out of ideas half way through ^^;

Requests/Asks are still open :)

Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes? I love your blog btw!

Thank you so much ^^

(I [still] haven't seen Ring of Fire, so I'm going to swing blindly at the wind and hope I did something)

Now that I'm reading over all I've written, this is 99% chaos

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Tweak: I'm going to need a human skull, but you can't ask why

Kwazii: Aye, as long as you don't ask where I got them

Kwazii: *pulls out 3 well preserved human skulls*

Tweak: ò - ó

Tweak, grabbing one: This one, thanks

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Kwazii, standing over a volcano: WE EITHER DIE FREE, OR DIE TRYING!!!

Tweak, right next to him: ARE THOSE REALLY THE ONLY CHOICES!?

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Tweak: Does anyone here know a good vendor of brass knuckles? Profesional quality preferred

Barnacles: You say, the MOST concerning things sometimes...

Kwazii: Here

*hands Tweak high quality brass knuckles*

Tweak: Thanks!

Barnacles, in shock: ',:|

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Tweak: Why are you on fire?

Kwazii: No clue, but I'm vibing

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Tweak: We vegatarians love the environment!

Kwazii: How can you say you love the environment, when yOU KEEP EATING ALL OF THE PLANTS-

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Kwazii: You know, it's nice to be wanted ^^

*sirens sound in the distance*

Tweak, running into the room: NOT BY THE LAW-

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Tweak: Did you get the eggs?

Kwazii: I found something even better!

Tweak: Kwazii-

Kwazii: *holds up a chicken*

Kwazii: Her name is Pecky! Like Becky, but Peck!

Vegamals: *collective face palm*

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Kwazii: I'm in love with you

Tweak, covered in baking powder: We called off the prank war less than an hour ago??

Kwazii: Yeah I know

Tweak: o _ o

Tweak: Ah, ok, got it. Cool. Very cool. Nice. Yes. Um.... coolcoolcool-

Kwazii: >:)

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Kwazii: What are your three (3) best qualities?

Tweak: Smart, soft hair, and I can easily bench press you

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Tweak: What are your three (3) best qualities?

Kwazii: Fast, cunning, and being a beacon of chaos 24/7

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Tweak: Screwdriver-

Kwazii: Screwdriver

Tweak: Wrench-

Kwazii: Wrench

Tweak: Lazer pointer-

Kwazii: Lazer poi...

Kwazii: Wait-

Tweak: *turns on the lazer pointer and points it to a nearby wall*

Kwazii: RED DOT-

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Kwazii, trying to flirt: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Tweak: Is your bed comfortable

Kwazii: Yes...?

Tweak: I'd sleep.

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Kwazii running towards Tweak: CATCH ME!!

Tweak, who's working on the gups: What-

Kwazii: *crashes into Tweak and lands both of them in the water*

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Tweak: Is something burning?

Kwazii: Just my love for you

Tweak, looking behind Kwazii: Nope, that palm tree is on fire

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Tweak: I owe you one

Kwazii: 7pm, under the stars. It's a date >:)

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Requests are still open ^^

I'm also working on the rules and general stuff for asks/request + introduction

May I request some min/inkling incorrect quotes? (Can be romantic or platonic either one is fine :D)

Will do ^^

Sorry this took so long :')

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Min: I swear if I see one of them running off again without a plan, I'll make sure to mark their grave-

Inkling: I'll... I'll keep that in mind...

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Inkling: *is showing Min a very old map*

Min: Wait a moment, there's a path here and here that isn't documented, as well as-

Inkling: *look of pure love and adoration*

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Kwazii: *trying to explain current meme culture*

Inkling: So basically, I have to go searching for beans at 2am with friends?

Kwazii: Well no-

Inkling, already on the phone with Min: Min, I have a proposition to make.

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Min: Oh my stars. Do you know what this is?

Inkling: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library. My library specifically.

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Min, trying to text Inkling: O

Inkling: What?

Min: Don’t read into that. Please...

Inkling: I will read into that.

Min: How? It's just a letter. A single letter.

Inkling: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm? There's meaning behind it!

Min: Really Professor? It's a letter, that's all.

Inkling: It could stand for something.

Min: I promise you that it stands for nothing.

Inkling: Like Oppression! Or worse,

Min: Professor, I accidentally hit the letter "O" and hit send.

Inkling: Optometrist.

Min looking up from her phone: • - •

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Inkling and Min: *having a joke argument*

Min: You know what? I'm going to prove that I'm correct with solid facts!

Inkling: I will too

Inkling: *grabs a book with the proper information*

Min: *pulls up Wikipedia and edits the article just to mess with Inkling*

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Min drawing out a map: I've connected the two dots-

Inkling looking over her shoulder: It seems you have.

Kwazii vibrating in the corner whispering the meme under the breath: hhhhhhhhhh

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Min: Help! I’m drowning!

Inkling: Calm down, we’re only in six feet of water!

Min: NOT ALL OF US ARE SEA CREATURES INKLING-

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Min: Good morning Professor!

Inkling, who hasn't slept in days: ... What?

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Inkling: You spent all our money on... this?

Min, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this. Trust me.

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Min: Are you busy?

Inkling: Yes.

Min: Cool, have a look at this if you may-

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I see these two as such a chaotic duo and I have no idea why. Super nice people, insanely smart, and while they have basic logic and common sense they would end up doing the stupidest things known to man.

Once again I'm sorry for this taking so long, my brain lowkey evaporated on me lol.

Request and such are still open ^^

Shellington x Kwazii fluff? Or possibly angst whatever you’re in the mood for. XD

I'll do both (mainly headcanons + a few quotes) with a fair level of Angst and Fluff

Tw/Cw for mention/description of injury + scars, mention of abandonment (for science of sea otters), way too much angst. My 7th grade wattpad brain took over lol

Headcanons

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- Not so much a headcanon but fact (mainly for cats but also otters) : they can both purr. Purring can occur when they are either happy, nervous, or hurt in some cases. Do with that what you will

- They get separated for long periods of time due to missions and such. When they meet back up it's insanely adorable and sometimes chaotic

- Kwazii will often go completely silent and/or off the radar while on far-off missions and not contact ANYONE, including Shellington. This causes a lot of stress and panic for Shellington.

"What if they don't come back"

"Is he alive?"

"When will they be back?"

- When Kwazii DOES come back (if not injured or dragged back because of a distress signal they had to send as a last resort), Shellington will go 110% on happy stims and basically TACKLE Kwazii down in a hug

- They both get hurt fairly often. Kwazii is concerningly good at hiding their injuries, Shellington is also pretty good. The main way they find out the other is injured is when showing affection and the other faintly flinches. That or they can tell by changes in how they normally move around

- Once one finds out the other is hurt? The hurt one is getting "dragged" either to Peso or to their own room. If it's to their own room then the one who is uninjured/the least injured will patch them up ^^

- They both affectionately bite

- They both get attached VERY easily. Find a baby bird? They'll try to keep it. Baby dolphin? They'll try to keep it. Baby ANYTHING? THEY ARE TRYING TO KEEP IT. Unfortunately they never can, not for long at least. Most of the time they try to hide the creature lol

- I've said this is most every headcanon I've posted, and will keep saying it: SLEEP PILE

- Kwazii has an insane amount of scars, all of which Shellington loves to trace over with their hand

- Shellington also has their fair share of scar, a few from burns, some from broken glass, a LOT on their hands from messing with sharp coral or sea creatures. Kwazii is more cautious when tracing them

- So many of Kwaziis bones have been broken/dislocated, mainly in his tail and wrists. It still hurts them well after

- Sea Otters normally only have one pup. (less than 2% have more than 1 pup) If they have more than on they will abandon the other. They will likely no longer swim with the living after 24 hours unless they are taken in captivity. Do with that what you will

- Don't ask why but Shellington gives the vibe of the color green, specifically faded or dull greens /pos

- there is a fair amount of angst here and I wasn't even thinking- have some fluff

- Kwazii will kinda just, kneed on Shellington while they are working

- Kwazii is better at cooking while Shellington it better at baking

- They will sleep over (read as "tail/shadow the other until they are tired and end up in a room") frequently. Each time they either watch YouTuber play games, play games themselves, or vibe while telling stories

- Kwazii is into Homestuck. Shellington is into Pokemon. They often talk to each other about these things. Let the chaos unfold in your minds

- They will cut the tags off of each others clothing. They see a tag? Snip Snip

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Incorrect Quotes (a bit more lighthearted)

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Barnacles: What do you have there?

Shellington trying to hide a baby creature behind them: Ummmmm...

Kwazii, holding two mugs: Hot coco, you want any?

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Kwazii: *telling a scary ghost story*

Shellington: *invested*

Something outside of the Octopod: *taps on the glass and swims away*

Kwazii: ● - ●

Shellington: ° - °

*Neither of them sleep that night*

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Kwazii: *is away for months while on a mission*

Shellington: *crying face down into a pillow while listening to 505*

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Shellington: Kwazii.

Kwazii, already knowing Shellington knows: Yes, my Shelly, the light of my life?

Shellington, who's not falling for it: Why is your tail bent in 5 different directions?

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Shellington, worried: Where are you going?

Kwazii, packed for a long mission: I'll be gone for a while, but I'll be back, no worries!

*months pass with radio silence*

Distress Signal coming in: *loud screams can be heard in the background, as well as wood snapping. Kwazii is faintly heard before the screaming get louder and the message cuts out*

Everyone else: *prepares to go to the last known coordinates and hopefully find Kwazii*

Shellington is left standing alone in HQ, shaking and crying.

"Are they alive?"

[This would make a great fanfic- which I might write on my Ao3 >:) ]

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Shellington: *overstimulated and stressed*

Kwazii: I've got this

Kwazii: *heavily leans against Shellington and starts to purr softly*

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Everyone else: *receiving letters from parents*

Kwazii and Shellington looking at each other:

• - • ° - °

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Shellington: May luck, and this picture of Kwazii eating kelp at 3 in the damn morning, be with you

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Hopefully that was good ^^

I went a little heavy on the angst. I used to write an insane amount of angst in grade school and freshman year of Highschool. But I put some (hopefully good) fluff in there too :3

I hope you all have a nice day/night ^^♡

^ that's a bad but good summary of their relationship ^

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙼𝚢 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝!

𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚜 -

𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗: 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢: 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒

𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚋𝚢: 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒

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𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗:

𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝙶𝚊𝚕𝚎/𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎/𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛: 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚌

𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜: 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖/𝙷𝚎/𝙱𝚞𝚗

𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜: 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗!!!

𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜:

𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝚈𝚎𝚜 (𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 ^^)

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𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜:

• 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 (𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌/𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)

• 𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚜

• 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

• 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜

• 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜*

• 𝙰𝚛𝚝 (𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜)

⚝

𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:

• 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚢

• 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏

• 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝

• 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝

• 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 (𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜)

• 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜

-

𝚆𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:

• 𝚂𝚖𝚞𝚝

• 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝

• 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝/𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 (𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)

• 𝚎𝚝𝚌.

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*𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜: 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚏. 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎

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𝙳𝚗𝚒:

• 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙳𝙽𝙸 (𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚘/𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚌, 𝚎𝚝𝚌.)

• 𝚙𝚛𝚘-𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛

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𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢/𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ^^

Tw/Cw for swearing and mention of s€lf h&rm/su!c!de

(Saw another person talk about this)

Look, in all honesty from what I know reporting will put the post under review/get it deleted. At the very least, send a message to them and check up on them. Ask if they are OK, if they are safe. If needed provide them with methods to direct them towards getting help. I've talked several people down before, and all I can say is that you can't always help them or change their mind. The best you have is trying to help them while you can.

I'm open to talk whenever ^^ (if needed I'll give you my discord tag)

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

Heyyy :D I just wanna quickly say I love your content!! It's amazing!! I was wondering if I could get some Peso x Shellington headcannons?

Thank you so much ^^

And I'M BACK BABY!!!

Sorry for the absence, I was in highschool, which I've GRADUATED FROM! Ignore that I graduated early June, I'm working on college stuff too.

So, I'm back to work here >:3

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• At first, Peso thought Shellington was constantly in the med bay because of how accident prone he is

• Shellington mirrors Peso's stims, Peso mirrors Shellington's stims. They stim loop for HOURS

• Shellington would use "I want to learn first aid" as an excuse to spend more time with Peso without being hurt

• Alternatively, Peso would use "I want to learn more about this creature so I can provide better care" as an excuse to spend more time with Shellington with Shellington being hurt

• Dashi and Kwazii are the ones that ultimately got them together

• It was obvious to every that they were both pining after each other. Really obvious. Even Barnacles caught on. Do better.

• Catch these two info dumping at 3am, Peso half asleep and still talking while Shellington is vibrating in place waiting for their turn again

• Peso did Shellington's top surgery. It's canon, I was the bandage roll on the top shelf

• Shellington likes to bite, Peso preens (canon to their real life uhhhhh... alternates, animals, idk, o forgot the word)

• Shellington doesn't understand a single bit of Spanish. Peso always compliments him and says loving phrases in Spanish to them

• Family reunions are chaotic

• While Shellington has a small family, Peso's is big enough to fill a convention building with people still waiting outside

• Picture a baby penguin pointing at Shellington and saying, "Mama! Look at this weird penguin! He's got a lot of fuzzy feathers!" While Peso is trying not to laugh in the background

• Peso is the honorary 2nd father/older brother to the Vegimals now, I don't make the rules

• They have mini dates in the Gup E. Tweak has a strict "Don't let Shellington touch the wheel" with that gup

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I'm back, expect a few posts today/in the next few days on both this account and my side accounts

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is panicking and doing actions

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Tweak: Captain is coming, act natural!

Kwazii: *stands on ceiling somehow*

Shellington: *is asleep on the floor covered in research*

Dashi: *takes pictures of Kwazii and glass*

Peso: *panic bangades a chair*

Professor Inkling: *starts talking about books to a wall*

Tweak: great job *starts disassembling a table*

Captain Barnacles walking in: ??? •─────✧─────•

Kwazii: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

Tweak: *jumps on table*

Peso: *jumps into water*

Shellington: *jumps on to Kawzii for some reason*

Barnacles: *dies because he doesn't understand the game and is confused*

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Tweak: fuck

Barnacles: Language

Tweak: fuck-eth

Barnacles: No-

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Barnacles: Hello Octonauts, this is your Captain speaking

Kwazii: AND THIS IS YOUR LITUNENT SHOUTING

Barnacles: Yes, and-

Kwazii: *incoherent yelling*

Barnacles: *puts Kwazii's helmet up, silencing him*

Barnacles: Anyways, we're stuck inside a cave

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I'm running out of ideas again T~T